Fat Chick Thread

[Chris_P_Critter]

What is 4CHAN?

Also, Fat Chicks make good pets.

 

[Damphire]

Well my practically-wife girlfriend is "big boned" and I like it, keeps me warm in the winters ;-)

Seriously, appearance-judging is for MTV generations and the people that appears on NEXT, real life partners and love are harder to find than that.

UN-seriously... NICE SPINAL TAP QUOTE XD

 

[Erkan]

real life partners and love are harder to find than that.

True dat yo!

All I know about love is that Devin Townsend has made a song about it... *shrugs*

 

[Jackal_Strain]

Some of the... freakier shit I've done has been with what most people would probably describe as a"fat" chick. I'd do it again in a hearbeat if I wasn't in a serious relationship.

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

^ ^

This thread makes me think of the MOD song, Spandex Enormity!

"Don't talk to me TALK TO NICK, TALK TO NICK - WHY'S IT ALWAYS, HAFTA BE ME!!!!!"

 

[jangoux]

Every time the fat chick subject comes up, i remember something that happened when a friend was doing a very fat chick. I wont tell you guys, it's too disgusting.But you got the idea.

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

Every time the fat chick subject comes up, i remember something that happened when a friend was doing a very fat chick. I wont tell you guys, it's too disgusting.But you got the idea.

Oh........ shit?

 

[Dylan S]

Every time the fat chick subject comes up, i remember something that happened when a friend was doing a very fat chick. I wont tell you guys, it's too disgusting.But you got the idea.

STORIES!

It can't be more disgusting than some of the things floating around this section of the forum recently.

PEOPLE NEED TO TELL THEIR STORIES.

If you do, I'll tell a hilarious story about my brother and a fat chick...

 

[JBroll]

Jangoux, you're going to have to share - change names to protect the guilty and all that, but you've sparked interest.

Jeff

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

This thread calls for it.

 

[Metaltastic]

It can't be more disgusting than some of the things floating around this section of the forum recently.

HAHAHAAHAHAAHAhahaha, floating indeed!

 

[Erkan]

Ok, that's kinda disgusting

 

[Harry Hughes]

You wouldn't know it from looking at me........but I'm a fat chick

 

[Felix Neumann]

You wouldn't know it from looking at me........but I'm a fat chick

Hmmm? Show some pics

 

[jangoux]

Jangoux, you're going to have to share - change names to protect the guilty and all that, but you've sparked interest.

Jeff

Ok, no problem, i was anxious to share that hehehe. The fat chick was a friend of my wife and the guy was our band's photographer. The guy loves fat chicks and he does a LOT of fat chicks, including my sister in law, which was big, went to live in the US for two years, ate all the fast food she found and came back HUGE.

So..back to the story. My friend and this chick were having this affair (he was like 20 and she was like 45), and one day they were doing it, and she asked to do it anal. He was "yeah, cool, score!", he went in, banged it. The thing is that he was using a white shirt and suddently he looked in the mirror and his shirt was FULL of brown spots. Like if the shirt wasn't white but white with small brown balls ehhehee I just can't figure out how he got the bus to get back home with his shirt full of crap.

Now everytime i think of fat chicks, i remember that story :zombie:

 

[Lasse Lammert]

I have this theory...

girls are like DVD-Players....
you buy an expensive fancy brandname DVD-player and it'll only play original DVDs...
get a cheap ugly chinese one and you can put EVERYTHING into her..eaahm, IT and it'll play it..no matter if it's original or a ripped DVD or whatever.

 

[jangoux]

I have this theory...

girls are like DVD-Players....
you buy an expensive fancy brandname DVD-player and it'll only play original DVDs...
get a cheap ugly chinese one and you can put EVERYTHING into her..eaahm, IT and it'll play it..no matter if it's original or a ripped DVD or whatever.

Couldnt have said it better!