Favorite Military Episodes

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Battles, Wars, Individuals, or Tactics - what are your favorites

mine:
Lee's command to charge on the third day of Gettysburg, even after his companion lectured against it (as did common sense)

Col. Joshua (great first name) Chamberlain's stand on Little Round Top. In my mind this was the ballsiest, most valorous incident in any war ever. I say that because all of those men actually followed the order to charge, despite the knowledge they'd be killed.


Our finding of weapons of mass destruction (or lack thereof) in the middle east!
 
I don't think the last two posters understand the point of this thread.

Battle of Thermopylae is obviously a great one because of the incredible balls it took, not to mention tremendous ability and will required to hold of the massive Persian army for three fuckin' days.
Battle of Cannae, because Hannibal was one helluva general. pretty much slaughtered those snobby Romans with one beautiful double envelopment maneuver.
 
Battles, Wars, Individuals, or Tactics - what are your favorites

mine:
Lee's command to charge on the third day of Gettysburg, even after his companion lectured against it (as did common sense)

Col. Joshua (great first name) Chamberlain's stand on Little Round Top. In my mind this was the ballsiest, most valorous incident in any war ever. I say that because all of those men actually followed the order to charge, despite the knowledge they'd be killed.

What the heck, man? That's mine exactly; I have the poster on my wall and everything.
 
Can someone tell me more about the Battle of Clontarf? Were the vikings involved in that battle just mercenaries? Who's side were they on? The wikipedia article confuses me.
 
What the heck, man? That's mine exactly; I have the poster on my wall and everything.

I had a feeling you'd be in agreement with Chamberlain, but it's my thread, so I got to it first. Really though, even before and after Gettysburg, there were a lot of great engagements (Gen. Lee really was a genious, that one fault was his downfall)
 
All of the Battle of Gettysburg intrigues me, more so than any other battle or war. Even the First Day's Battle is interesting, how the Union Calvary lasted as long as it did despite the great number Confederates advancing. It's a shame both Reynolds and Stonewall Jackson died the first day; wonder how the battle might have changed. Trimble always said that had Jackson lived he would have advanced Culp's Hill, making a big difference.
 
Can someone tell me more about the Battle of Clontarf? Were the vikings involved in that battle just mercenaries? Who's side were they on? The wikipedia article confuses me.

There were norsemen on both Brian and Mael Morda's side, hence the line in the Mael Mordha song about this battle "Gael fought viking fought viking fought gael". They weren't really mercenaries, just allies of opportunity I guess.
 
Battle of Maldon, if only for the epic poem written about it
Here's a brief translated excerpt:

Then went forth the proud thanes,
Brave men - hastened eagerly,
And willed they all - for one of two things:
Their lives to lose, or their loved lord to avenge.
Thus urged them forth the son of Aelfric,
A warrior young in winters - with words he spake,
Aelfwin thus said - boldly he spoke,
"Think ye of the times when we oft spake at mead
When we on the benches did raise up our boast,
Henchmen in the hall - about hard strife,
Now may each one make trial of how bold he be.
Now will I tell my lineage to all
That I was in Mercia of a mighty kindred
Mine old father - Aldhelm was hight,
An alderman wise - and rich in wealth;
Nor shall the thanes mid the people reproach me,
That I would consent to flee from this fight,
My home to seek, now my lord lieth low,
Slain in the strife; but yet it most grieves me
For that he was both - my kinsman and my lord."
Then went he forth - full mindful of the feud,
So that with his spear one he slew.
A pirate 'mong his people - that he fell to the earth.
Slain by his weapon. He 'gan to urge on
His comrades and friends - that they should go forth.
Offa spake, his spear-shaft shook,
"Lo thou, Aelfwin, hast all heartened
Thanes at need - now our lord lieth,
The earl on the earth - for us all is need
That each one of us should hearten the other
Warrior to war, while he his weapon may
Have and hold, his hard blade,
His spear and good sword - for Godric hath us,
Odda's coward son, all betrayed.
For many men thought when he rode off on the mare,
On that proud steed, that he was our lord.
And for that cause are the folk scattered over the field
The shield wall broken. May his plan come to nought!
For that he so many men hath set to flight."
Leofsund spoke, his buckler uphove,
His shield for safety - and that man answered,
"I do promise this, that I will not hence
Fly a foot's step, but shall further go
To avenge in the war my friendly lord.
Then shall not need in Sturmere the steadfast soldiers
To twit me with words, now my friend is fall'n,
For that I returned home without my lord,
Turned from the battle, but the sword shall take me,
The point and the steel." And he, most wroth, departed.
Fought steadfastly - flight he despised.
Dunmer then spoke - shook his spear,
A humble churl - called out above all,
Bade each warrior - "Brithnoth avenge!
Now may not go he who thinketh to avenge
His friend among the folk, nor mourn for his life."
 
All of mine are Classical. Marathon, Gaugamela, Hydaspes, Actium, Salamis, Cannae, Illipa, Philippi, Thapsus, Pharsalus, Alesia, Jerusalem and Zama. There are more, for sure.

I'm also particularly fond of Cardinal Richelieu's conduct during the 30 years war, on the battle field at least. Napoleon is also an obvious choice, up until 1800 anyways.
 
Arguably Hannibal's victory at Cannae was as much the fault of the Roman generals as genius on Hannibal's part. That detracts from Hannibal somewhat, for he was prone to acts of brilliance, but he was eventually beaten by persevering Romans. All of the Scipio's are quite brilliant.