Obyeybyeogone
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O man I love the simpsons, let's see if I can think of some more.. Any of the quotes I list may not be word for word since I'm saying them from memory:
After Milhouse and Nelson roll their fruits down the bus and say "Go Apple" "Go Orange" Ralph puts a bannana on the ground and says "Go bannana!"
On a moon simulation type thing Ralph walks up to Bart and says "I found a moonrock in my nose and ated it"
Homer is thanking god for his new job and says "God, I thank you for giving me this great job and all I ask of you is for you to freeze everything how it is right now, if you agree give no sign. I have also made an offering of cookies and milk for you, if you would like me to eat them for you, give no sign"
Lisa has made a business deal with Mr. Burns and is earning 5% of all the money he makes, Homer asks Bart while he slouches on the couch watching TV "Hey Bart why aren't you making any big business deals" Bart replies in a long whiny voice "I'll do it this afternooonn"
"Save me Jeebus!" -Homer
Superindendent Chalmers walks into the computer room and Ralph says "Hi supernintendo chalmers"
A sign for Lionel Huts office "I can't believe it's a law firm!"
OMG This has nothing to do with quotes but it's pissing me off... On this show a lady writes in asking "I give 10 percent to my church for donation, they also say I should give an offering, what should I give?" He replies "All of money is god's money in the first place (Money these people probably worked their asses off for) Give generously to God, rather then asking what should I give you should ask what should I get to keep for myself? That really annoys me because that money doesn't go to help starving kids it goes to pay the church's air conditioning bill and the minister's salary.
After Milhouse and Nelson roll their fruits down the bus and say "Go Apple" "Go Orange" Ralph puts a bannana on the ground and says "Go bannana!"
On a moon simulation type thing Ralph walks up to Bart and says "I found a moonrock in my nose and ated it"
Homer is thanking god for his new job and says "God, I thank you for giving me this great job and all I ask of you is for you to freeze everything how it is right now, if you agree give no sign. I have also made an offering of cookies and milk for you, if you would like me to eat them for you, give no sign"
Lisa has made a business deal with Mr. Burns and is earning 5% of all the money he makes, Homer asks Bart while he slouches on the couch watching TV "Hey Bart why aren't you making any big business deals" Bart replies in a long whiny voice "I'll do it this afternooonn"
"Save me Jeebus!" -Homer
Superindendent Chalmers walks into the computer room and Ralph says "Hi supernintendo chalmers"
A sign for Lionel Huts office "I can't believe it's a law firm!"
OMG This has nothing to do with quotes but it's pissing me off... On this show a lady writes in asking "I give 10 percent to my church for donation, they also say I should give an offering, what should I give?" He replies "All of money is god's money in the first place (Money these people probably worked their asses off for) Give generously to God, rather then asking what should I give you should ask what should I get to keep for myself? That really annoys me because that money doesn't go to help starving kids it goes to pay the church's air conditioning bill and the minister's salary.
