Favourite Song Titles!

[Hammer of Might]

There are some great titles for songs in metal, either because of their length, or their gorey content, or their general humour.

List some of your favourite titles! I think sometimes long names are cool, so if anyone knows some really long track names, please share them!

One of my favourites is 'Libation Unto the Shades Who Lurk in the Shadows of the Temple of Anhur'



And some Cannibal Corpse ones are cool as well. No doubt Anal Cunt will get a mention as well!

 

[SculptedCold]

Well the funniest/dodgiest/most ridiculous and nonsensical songtitle I can think of at the moment is Hybrid Viscery's;

The Liquid Of My Shit Is On My Ears

 

[Henrik Main]

Anal Cunt's got a lot of funny lyrics:


A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
You Keep A Diary
You Own A Store
You Are A Good Food Critic
You Have Goals
No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band
You (Fill In The Blank)
I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
I Went Back In Time And Voted For Hitler
All Our Fans Are Gay
The South Won't Rise Again

 

[lord667]

ALEC EMPIRE - The Cat Women Of The Moon
LUCIFUGUM - Moongrinder
IMPALED NORTHERN MOON FOREST - Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders
FRANK ZAPPA - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
VAMPYRE CORPSE - Fucked By Zeus
VENETIAN SNARES - Halfway Up The Stairway Of Mucus
MARILYN MANSON - Shitty Chicken Gang Bang

 

[Erik]

Rundgang Um Die Transcendentale Säule Der Singularität

 

[genocide roach]

gorgasm- LESBIAN STOOL ORGY, repulsive cuntortion
gorerotted- stab me till i cum, severed sawn sold as porn
exhumed- vagitarian, dinner at the morgue, matter of splatter
skinless- pool of stool, tug of war intestine
cannibal corpse- endtrails ripped from a virgins cunt

al those bands have hilarious titles. i just picked a couple from each
~gR~

 

[Slayed Necros]

Vaginal Jesus - Slave Runaway; Beat Rodney Down
Vaginal Jesus - The Gestapo Stomp
Anal Cunt - You've Got No Friends (you're gay)

 

[Life Sucks]

Suffocation - Leige Of Inveracity
At The Gates - Raped By The Light Of Christ
Cannibal Corpse - Fucked With A Knife
Darkthrone - Summer Of The Diabolical Holocaust
Cephalic Carnage - A Warm Hand On A Cold Night (A Tale Of Onesomes)

 

[The Sound Gardener]

Pounded into Dust and Blunt Force Castration by CC, and all Those Bastards Stole My Laundry titles. Plus a lot of AC titles.

 

[The Sound Gardener]

Oh, I forgot Sanded Faceless by CC also.

 

[Spirit In Black]

Dying Fetus - Killing on Adrenaline, Intentional Manslaughter, Justifiable Homicide, Vengeance Unleased, Beaten Into Submission, Raped on the Altar
Nile - Mastubating the War God
Cryptopsy - Slit Your Guts
Kalibas - Smells Like Menopause, She Wipes From Back To Front
Suffocation - Jesus Wept
Entombed - Sinner Bleed

 

[Planetary Eulogy]

Arghoslent- Flogging the Cargo

Demilich- Rape Embalmed Beauty Sleep

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Carcass - Lavaging Expectorate Of Lysergide Composition

Opeth - all titles off Orchid

Fear Factory - Linchpin, Digimortal, Self Bias Resistor, Echoes Of Innocence

Death - Crystal Mountain, Scavenger Of Human Sorrow, Flattening Of Emotions

 

[Nihilistic]

Gorerotted - Severed, Sawn And Sold As Porn is my favourite =)

And long song titles? Hmm. Dripping have a long album name, but the songs aren't that huge. "Disintegration Of Thought Patterns During A Synthetic Mind Traveling Bliss".

Also: Mythological Cold Towers - In The Forgotten Melancholic Waves Of Eternal Sea
Paracoccidioidomicosisprostitissarcomucosis - Uruporfironogenodescarboxilandome Y Pustulandome
Bal-Sagoth - And lo, when the Imperium marches against Cul-Kothoth, then dark sorceries shall enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown
Bal-Sagoth - In the Raven-haunted forests of Darkenhold, where Shadows reign and the hues of sunlight never dance

Can't think of any more =p

 

[SLAYER85]

gwars got some of my favs

baby raper
fish fuck
the insidious solioquy (sp) of skulhed face
fuckin an animal
saddam a go go
jack the world

etc etc etc
gwar owns

 

[byrne]

i think its pretty obvious the best anal cunt title is "i snuck a retard into a sperm bank"

i like megadeth's "killing is my business .... and business is good" and "symphony of destruction"

HIM "the funeral of hearts"

ministry "jesus built my hotrod"

misfits "mommy ... can i go out and kill tonight?"

nevermore "dead heart in a dead world"

carcass "lavaging expectorate Of lysergide composition"

sod "speak english or die"

hehe

 

[Tanith]

Anal Cunt - Chris Barnes is a Pussy

Its so true.

 

[Tool]

Cannibal Corpse- Raped, Stripped, and Strangled
AC- Hitler was a Sensitive Man
Sum41- Grab the Devil by the Horns and Fuck Him Up the Ass
Primus- Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Megadeth- Killing is my Business... and Business is Good
Rainbow- Man on the Silver Mountain
Stratovarious- Will the Sun Rise?
Soundgarden- Searching with my Good Eye Closed

And My Personal favorite:

Opeth- Black Rose Immortal

 

[Nihilistic]

Anal Cunt - Chris Barnes is a Pussy

The story behind that is hilarious eh. =)

 

[Ben_t]

Here's a couple titles I find funny

Impaled Northern Moon Forest (this band has hilarious song titles):
-BLOODLUSTFULLY PRAISING SATANS UNHOLY ALMIGHTYNESS IN THE WOODS AT MIDNIGHT
-LUSTFULLY WORSHIPPING THE INVERTED MOONGOAT WHILE SKIING DOWN THE INVERTED NECROMOUNTAIN OF NECRODEATHMORTUM
-SUMMONING THE UNHOLY FROZEN WINTERDEMONS TO THE GRIMMEST AND MOST FROSTBITTEN INVERTED FOREST OF ABAZAGORATH
-ENTRANCED BY THE NORTHERN IMPALED NECROWIZARD'S BLASPHEMOUS INCANTATION AMIDST THE AGONIZING ABOMINATION OF THE LUSTING NECROCORPSE

Anal Cunt:
-FOREPLAY WITH A TREE SHREDDER
-MTV IS MY SOURSE FOR NEW MUSIC
-SONG TITLES ARE FUCKING STUPID