Fine combinations of whatever

Lately cream cheese + hamburgers or slightly heated cream cheese + nacho cheese doritos. I ate a whole package of cream cheese in 3 days this week...
 
For a little background, I LOVE bagels with cream cheese but they do terrible things to the body and soul. When I worked summers at the state offices downtown the cafeteria had GREAT bagels and I had one for breakfast every day. And every summer I'd gain about 5 lbs from the fucking bagels and spend the next year slowly whittling it off only to regain it.
 
Bacon cheeseburger, onion and mayo beneath the burger... an entire avacodo half on the other side.

Pepperoni roll (guessing most of you guys in the US dont have access to these unless you make them fresh) filled with cool ranch doritos.

Bacon + scrambled eggs + peanut butter + strawberry jelly/jam on toast.

Sure I'll think of more later... I like food. :lol:
 
See, but I was completely serious. There's something about the strain and grit in Tom's vocals that induce orgasm. Go and listen to the first verse of Jewel Throne and tell me that isn't devilishly sexy. :D