finish this... "there is a guy at my work..."

[deadair]

who probably couldn't tell you the last time he took a shower.

 

[xfer]

whose sister died last night, yet he came to work and is sitting at his desk staring at the wall.

 

[deadair]

well... thanks for ruining this thread...

 

[avi]

I know who it is!

 

[avi]

jake's coworker, that is.

 

[lizard]

who weighs 400+ pounds, emits foul odors, and spends all day sending pornographic emails to his net honeys. if you ever get propositioned by a guy going by "Cherokee Warrior", steer clear...

 

[xfer]

i dint ruin nuthin.

 

[azal]

who has a curly mullet, special ordered white reebok high tops with the giant tongues, and an endless array of Pinky and the Brain shirts, who comes in stoned every day, and stares at me for hours but doesn't notice that I notice that he's staring at me.

 

[Chromatose]

that is planning out how much duct tape and plastic he has to buy tonight.

 

[avi]

azal totally has a workplace romance in the works.

 

[goatschool]

who sleeps curled up into a samus aran-type ball, multiple specks of fuzz and dirt flecking his ebony hair. his breath stinks.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

who reminds me quite a bit of Lion-O

 

[Demonspell]

...who smokes four packs a day, keeps a bible in his desk, and keeps going on about how he'd like to drop a scud on Hollywood.

 

[Static]

...who is a demon in the sack.