there goes my diet and weight loss plan

[chupe666]

I imagine an Ennio Morricone soundtrack to that loner situation.

with the eatery clerk, in apron weilding a spatula as a weapon to face off against falsetodd. or the burger in animation form, a la Better Off Dead.

they were playing that movie in a bar the other night- we stopped in for a beer during the Piebald set (you guys were right- SUXOR!!) before Cave In came on since the club that the bands were playing had its liquor license suspended for a few weeks. the bar was totally trendy and EMPTY, but it was $2 domestic bottles, so that was good for a breather. plus, the movie passed the time. on the way out of the club to the bar, i saw stephen and adam from cave in outside by themselves and wanted to run & jump on stephen's back, but i figured the label would sue.

hydrahead never would've done that.

 

[screwdriverqueen]

i'd also like to jump in here and express my HATE for the sad face.

see, i frequently abuse the sad face for no reason, and as an avid user of the sad face, i feel it miscontrues grossly my e-expression of myself.

and yes, the winking face looks lascivious.

= STABS TAB

 

[screwdriverqueen]

see? that made me look psycho, not pouty and angelic.

i need the sad face as part of my facade of angelic innocence, dammit.

 

[Static]

Its ok to be fat.

 

[xfer]

I went to Eagle's Deli, alone, last night for dinner, with the express purpose of seeing Sam's pic...I got an Awesome Chicken, read last week's New Yorker, and...forgot to look at the wall. gah.

 

[FalseTodd]

Dude, my pic is so lame. I couldn't think of a caption. So it just says Ta-Daaa! and is a picture of me holding the empty plate.

 

[azal]

this thread has taken a turn from Greg and his weight loss struggle, to the glamourization of gluttony and Awesome Chicken.

 

[xfer]

awesome chicken = 2 (or 4? is a double-breast 2 or 1?) grilled chicken breasts with barbecue and cajun spices, on a roll with tomato, lettuce, cheese, bacon, and onions. it's as big as a cantaloupe. mmmm GREEED!

and i only gained 2 pounds from it!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

now wait. the reilly's burger = 3 pounds of beef and 5 pounds of french fries right? that is SICKENING.

 

[avi]

that shit sounds so scary to me. totally not my kind of restaurant

 

[xfer]

so far only white guys have eaten it. when the japanese discover eagle's, it's DONE.

also, i hear a rumour they're changing the name from Reilly Burger, after a falling-out with Reilly (maybe he graduated?)

 

[azal]

that awesome chicken sounds incredible.

and in a word "awesome"

 

[xfer]

as i was leaving this really old raspy-voiced woman with a sun-ravaged face asked me "MY GOD WHAT KIND OF BURGER DID YOU HAVE?" and i was like "awesome chicken" and she was like "DID YOU HEAR THAT HAROLD, IT WAS CHICKEN. IT WAS TREMENDOUS!"

and i said "yes, yes it was."

 

[azal]

*insert uplifting movie score as xfer walks off into the sunset, with a full belly and a twinkle in his eye*

 

[Static]

*thinks to himself how sexy Azal is right now...ermm...to himself...*