First OT thread

[DoomsdayZach]

I thought some people would appreciate this. I found this while randomly browsing metal archives:

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=43398

It is a joke "black" metal band. Just look at the gauntlet... that's all i'm gonna say.

 

[Helspyre]

Are those marshmellow sticks? WTF is that thing on the tri-pod?

 

[DoomsdayZach]

But did you see the burger king gauntlet... um... of DOOM!!!!

Read the bio. it's fucking hysterical.

 

[Helspyre]

But did you see the burger king gauntlet... um... of DOOM!!!!

Read the bio. it's fucking hysterical.

Yeah. I think I have seen that guantlet before or one very similar. I'm surprised that kid didn't complete his wardrobe with a burger king crown. I guess his mom didn't buy him the "kids meal".

 

[Ara'KusTony]

Im pretty sure the thing on the tripod is the drummer

 

[DemonJames]

LOL! Priceless.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Well, that drummer looks at least like they have some promise. Most drummers simply don't look that good.

 

[Ara'KusTony]

Yeah. I think I have seen that guantlet before or one very similar. I'm surprised that kid didn't complete his wardrobe with a burger king crown. I guess his mom didn't buy him the "kids meal".

Dude I think the "drummer" is wearing the burger king crown

 

[DoomsdayZach]

i noticed that myself. Mayhaps he is?

 

[tbhride]

Not quite as funny as that suburban black metal band in full corpse paint on the side of the road

 

[Ara'KusTony]

Not quite as funny as that suburban black metal band in full corpse paint on the side of the road

?? where was that?? That would be killer

 

[Doomsday Greg]

I guess its time to come clean, the band you see there was my band in 1988. Zach thought it would be funny to bring this up now for whatever reason. About the burger king gauntlet of Doom, it was all we could afford at the time, mom was on welfare dad was who knows where and this was my creative outlet. About the drummer, his name was Billy and he was hit by a train and well we just couldn't find it in our hearts to replace him so we took a paper cone and stuck it on the tripod in his honor. One of the hardest things to do was paint the cone. So there you have it, thanks Zach for bringing this out into the open I feel much better since talking about it.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

?? where was that?? That would be killer

 

[DemonJames]

I guess its time to come clean, the band you see there was my band in 1988. Zach thought it would be funny to bring this up now for whatever reason. About the burger king gauntlet of Doom, it was all we could afford at the time, mom was on welfare dad was who knows where and this was my creative outlet. About the drummer, his name was Billy and he was hit by a train and well we just couldn't find it in our hearts to replace him so we took a paper cone and stuck it on the tripod in his honor. One of the hardest things to do was paint the cone. So there you have it, thanks Zach for bringing this out into the open I feel much better since talking about it.

Hmm...
Origin : Canada
Formed in : 2004
Current label : Tumult Records
Status : Active

 

[Doomsday Greg]

Hmm...
Origin : Canada
Formed in : 2004
Current label : Tumult Records
Status : Active

Shit!!!!!

 

[DemonJames]

It was an interesting story, though. I'll give you credit for that.

 

[Ara'KusTony]

Ever heard of "Brown Metal"?

Recording quality sucks but the story is funny as hell

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