Tape: Twisted Sister's Come Out and Play in 1986.
CD: Metallica's black album in 1991.
DVD: Se7en in ??? and I think the DVD player was free, so wicked bonus.
Vinyl: Don't remember but I did have Puttin' on the Ritz when I was 3 years old. Nearly wore that shit out.
Handjob: I don't remember when, but I do know who, and she aimed into into her shoes, which were on the floor in the opposite direction of her face.
EDIT: I didn't buy said 'job, unless you count the steak dinner later that night. Don't know why I remember that detail... celebration beef?