"first" ... you ever bought.

That said, the high end escort that Pete supposedly nailed in "Mad Men" last night was hella hot
 
back in the late unpleasentness when NY was NY ... I used to go with a bunch of latino buddies to these really sleazy brothels ... there were dozens of them in a 20 block radius ... I never banged any of the chicks ... I mean thrse places were bad ... think of your apartment even if it's 1 bedroom ... split into like 3 make shift rooms ... 15 minutes $40 ... 3-5 chicks you could choose from (not the type you would typically go after if sober) ... half a dozen guys waiting in the "waiting room" ... we're talking day laborers coming home dirty from some construction project.
oddly even if you didn't bang some chicks the "owner" let you hang out and wait for your buddies and even give you free beer ...
it was surreal.

my friends that use to go to these A LOT ... still to this day have bad dreams about it now ...

weird shit.

but man NYC was fun back then :lol:
 
Yea, if I were to do this I'd go with some pr0n troll0p who is tested on a bi-weekly basis. $1,500 to fulfill a fantasy, with lowered chance of disease. Hooking up with some random bar rat isn't any safer gents. These vunts are just intelligent enough to market their ill nana instead of giving it up for a rooty tootie fresh and fruity breakfast.
 
Tape: Twisted Sister's Come Out and Play in 1986.
CD: Metallica's black album in 1991.
DVD: Se7en in ??? and I think the DVD player was free, so wicked bonus.
Vinyl: Don't remember but I did have Puttin' on the Ritz when I was 3 years old. Nearly wore that shit out.
Handjob: I don't remember when, but I do know who, and she aimed into into her shoes, which were on the floor in the opposite direction of her face.

EDIT: I didn't buy said 'job, unless you count the steak dinner later that night. Don't know why I remember that detail... celebration beef?
 
Cassette : The Black Album a few days after it came out. I was probably the only 6 year old headbanging in my neighbourhood. Technically this was bought with my parents money but that counts right?

CD : I admit it was Korn's debut :erk:. Not a very metal addition, but fuck it I still dig some of the older tunes thanks to nostalgia.


I kind of wish I still had all those old Cassettes just to hear the quality.