Flashback Friday: A Compendium of Hilarity

Reign in Acai

Reign in Acai

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Every week until the laughter dies (or I get bored of this place), a hysterical thread from eons past will be posted in this Compendium of Carnage.

Debut Entry: Asmodee is surrounded by a gaggle of women who wish to lather his shaven chest. Instead of penetrating each pangy pelvis, he cries on RC that he's being encroached upon by a wave of estrogenic entreaties.

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/get-me-out-of-here.222776/
 
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Nice, I'll try to avoid adding those to the Friday Funnay's for now. Muaryleen thread already beaten to death in recent times. Cut off of your thread is '06, and Im not necessarily looking for legendary shit per se, but threads that can get us a chuckle. (Who doesnt need an end of the week lolz) Theres some truly dumb shit on here, and I havent even got deep into '06 yet.

Thus far latter '05 is the beginning of peak RC. Anything before that is viewed through rose tinted glasses.
 
I too dont understand what "my terms" mean. I also dont understand why its so difficult to post on a fucking message board. Granted if the place is a ghost town, one doesnt want to prattle on in soliloquy. However its not a ghost town, so come back and stop being a faggot bitch about things. Or dont, because I did find him rather annoying.
 
Reign in Acai said:
https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum...-like-3-hours-straight-is-pretty-cool.215394/

In this episode:

Nad spends 3hrs talking to a chick that leaves his hert string tethered around his ballsack.

Aurel-Gets offered a BJ from a heffer for a ride home.

Andrew continues to makes sure to shadow Muaryleen.
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Jesus Christ...outside the first couple pages, that thread turned to a bunch of whiny bullshit real quick. 23 fucking pages for what?! I briefly skimmed that thread but wanted to smack nearly every single poster especially Conspicuously Absent. What a fuckin' pussy.

That wasn't funny. That was cringe.


 
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Reign in Acai said:
His thirsty proto-simp style of post is nauseating. :erk:
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Proto-simp

A man who is desperate and obsessed for women even if they are a bad person or after they have already expressed their disinterest in him. However, unlike a simp, he wont do everything for her.

Example 1: a simp will buy a $3000 dollar ring to appease his crush.

However protosimp wants to appease his crush, but realizes $3000 is kind of a stupid amount of money. He opts for a $200 ring instead.

Example 2: A simp is submissive and obsesses over a girl even after she treats him like dirt or keeps telling him she isn’t interested. He will buy her Dunkins everyday with his own money and she won’t even say thanks.

A protosimp is still stupidly obsessed with his crush, however, he understands buying his crush Dunkins everyday with his own money isn’t really worth the time—unless his crush provided him with money he may decide to pick it up for her.
“Joel is a proto-simp.”
“PROTOSIMP” -William
“PROTOSIMP” -Cohl
“PROTOSIMP”-Yosiah

by memes124 February 05, 2021

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Proto-simp
 
Erhm, yea then that term isnt fitting.

What about Precambrian Simp?

Precambrian Simp: A simp who portrays himself as a rugged outdoorsman to macho macho men, but is in all actuality a lilly livered feminist when the situation suits. A precambrian simp will slag pornography to females who dopplegang adult actresses in such featured films as "Mike's Apartment: Homecoming," while rubbing a few out to Tug Jobbin Thots on XNXX on the down low. Precambrian Simps are rarely to be trusted.


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