Flashback Friday: A Compendium of Hilarity

[einride]

That wasn't funny. That was cringe.

yeah honestly

especially this erik motherfucker, glad he stopped posting

wah wah i hate everyone wah wah life is so hard

 

[NAD]

haha holy shit lizard made a fake account of that chick I dated for 2 seconds and then she broke my heart. TOO BAD. *sad trombone*

Good goat she had some stupendous breasts.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Any pics of her tits? Post that shit!

 

[Henrik Main]

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum...-like-3-hours-straight-is-pretty-cool.215394/

In this episode:

Nad spends 3hrs talking to a chick that leaves his hert string tethered around his ballsack.

Aurel-Gets offered a BJ from a heffer for a ride home.

Andrew continues to makes sure to shadow Muaryleen.

I don't know if I should say thank you or fuck you. Read it all!

 

[Krilons Resa]

yeah honestly

especially this erik motherfucker, glad he stopped posting

wah wah i hate everyone wah wah life is so hard

dude...no offense, but you were def cringe worthy in that thread.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Pining over Mauryleen and lamenting about one's own weight was pretty fn sad. Lulz


Its all good, bint could take a cock. Fuck her though, fooqin prude.

 

[Reign in Acai]

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/living-with-a-hernia-aka-woman.248645/

In the general weekly trend of sappy romance novels, Adrian wife's up a chick he barely met.

Back Up Thread to Negate thr Ghey

RIA Fights a Potato Bug
https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/hey-doomriffer-post-some-whiplash-tunes-ye-brute.242814/

 

[NAD]

Children of the Earth do not bite...................they gnaw.

We get them at the shop, and you can hear them walk.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I was terrified of these things as a child. Several times I had nightmares. Not unfounded as they would come into the house quite often, and we're as mighty as Krigloch.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Anybody interested in a bonus thread?

Excerpt

Yeah dude, I'm totally stoked. I feel like the time we did 10 espresso shooters at lunch and went back to class. VIBRATING. SHAKING. SWEATING.

haha. I'm so excited and nervous at the same time. I really have no clue if I'm gonna grin and give her a hug as planned, be all shy and nervous, or run up and hump her leg (definetly a possibility).

We'll see man, I'll be sure to update this thread as things progress and shit.

The thread Candy Andy and Maren fall in love and live cuckoldly ever after.

 

[NAD]

Doom's post immediately after that is so much better and 100% true.

Seriously I had no idea how fucking EMO WAAAAAH I was back then either. Fuck that shit, pour the whisky, and turn up the music.

 

[Reign in Acai]

What's up with all the forest hikes? Too cheap to take her out to dinner and a movie?!? Not trying to be an ass here...I Swear!!!

Ok im posting the thread. Was I always such a dick? Thankfully I was.



Candy Andy and Maren spend months together in Cucknada and Berlin, they in turn spurn the forum in which they met each other on soon thereafter.
https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/beer-slayer-bus-the-august-adventure-thread.227663/

 

[Reign in Acai]

I think I'm of the opinion now that this forum should be discussing more metal. It's gotten really gay recently. I wish CA and Maren good luck or whatever, but I couldn't give a shit about what they do when they see each other.

@Doom

Good shit

 

[Krilons Resa]

Also, I don;t recall Aurel being so teh ghey. Then again, he was a card holding member of the RC Care-Crew.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Could there be a correlation towards Care Crew and their affinity for social media? I can see the correlation being that these types LOVE seeing every waking hour of their friends and family's lives. Midnight strolls along the boardwalk, romantic candlelight dinners, nestling under a gazebo, etc.

A bunch of hopeless romantics hoping their own fairy tale comes true. Fuck Off

 

[Doom]

Early nomination for next week is the thread where dill_the_devil ended up with both his new and his ex-girlfriends (who IIRC he had essentially swapped) registered on UM and posting in the same thread.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Ok im posting the thread. Was I always such a dick? Thankfully I was.



Candy Andy and Maren spend months together in Cucknada and Berlin, they in turn spurn the forum in which they met each other on soon thereafter.
https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/beer-slayer-bus-the-august-adventure-thread.227663/

Lizard's last post in that thread was September 1st, 2006. He died a week later on September 8th.

 

[Krilons Resa]

RIP Lizard

 

[einride]

yeah that sucked

can't believe the 15 year anniversary of his death is comin up very soon

time, man

 

[Hell Mike]

How old was he when he died?
Could/should we make something nice together and send to his family on the 15 year anniversary or is that just shitty?