for all the "newbs" regarding "melinda"

[jinks]

(Being hurried by label rep...) Two quick questions: Who is Melinda?

(laughs) No one. She's a fictional character. I took her from this song by Uriah Heep called "Come Away Melinda".


bah.

now when you're told to search for it you'll find this.

 

[Funeral Portrait]

who the fuck are you

 

[ggggggu]

he's probably some gay fucking fag daddy fucker

 

[really******loud]

I'm a bit peckish

 

[Episteme]

o_0

 

[ChrisEmerson]

why do you have a tea-cosy on your head?

 

[Anti-Everything]

gay fag eh, wouldnt the double negative make him straight

 

[TheFourthHorseman]

but daddy fucker would make him gay again.

 

[really******loud]

no it actually wouldn't, since neither "gay" nor "fag" is negative. It is a rather redundant claim, though.

I thought GAY ment happy and FAG was a cigarette?
And yea why do you have a tea cosy on your head-you into Bob Marley?

 

[ggggggu]

gay = man who sticks his peener to other men's ass
fag = see above
gay fag = see above x100
daddy fucker = a person who fucks his/her own father

 

[really******loud]

gay = man who sticks his peener to other men's ass
fag = see above
gay fag = see above x100
daddy fucker = a person who fucks his/her own father

thats rude

 

[SecretFace]

is melinda hot?

 

[Episteme]

heh

 

[osse87]

jinks, you could be Steven Wilson's son!

 

[kingshit]

heh my chicks name is melinda one reason why face of melinda means alot to me it perfectly describes her

 

[Demilich]

heh my chicks name is melinda one reason why face of melinda means alot to me it perfectly describes her

that's just trippy
did you hear the song before you started goin out with her or the other way around?

 

[jinks]

:/

saw 100000x of this thread so thought id finally put for people too stupid to find it.

 

[Funeral Portrait]

no jinks, most of the people posting about melinda are people who used to post on the opeth chatboard and got sick of it, so are now spaming it with melinda threads. trust me bud, we all know who she is. k?

 

[kingshit]

that's just trippy
did you hear the song before you started goin out with her or the other way around?

thats where it gets real weird i was listening to it when i met her but yea i heard the song before i met her

 

[SecretFace]

omg she's not real?!?!? i've been living a lie!