For BALOO!!!!!!

Kvlt Wench said:
Don't we all <3

DON'T BERATE MY TRUE LOVE WITH YOUR SLUTTY PSEUDO LOVE, WHORE!

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Hahahaha. I remember when I was twelve you told me it was good that I wore glasses because they'd protect my eyes from semen.

But I didn't pay attention and got contacts. I've yet to have gotten cum in my eyes.
 
I mean... honestly... have you?
Was it my fault for not being there?

It really would be depressing to find out you have become some kind of cock fiend...
 
I have seen the videos! Those guys are VICOUS. It is damn near skull fucking! (they might be bullpeople!)

PINK EYE IS A SERIOUS THREAT TO THE COCK FIEND.

Normally I would not care... but you taught me a grammar lesson! So I feel obliged to give you an incredibly fair warning.
 
That's definitely one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen. What I want to know is how you even knew about that site?
That's even worse than golden showers
 
I forget how exactly it was stumbled on in Alberta...

there was a buddy who just loved porn... and sometimes he would use the computer lab to surf random sites because he never had to worry about viruses or spyware. One day he was like, "YO BATMAN, CHECK THIS OUT!!"

And I said, "woah."

So i called jay over, and he was like, "hahahahahhahahahaha"




good times!