For the ladies of Ultimate Metal..

[whiskey funeral]

It is for this reason that everyone loves him.

And his amazing skills with bitches.

Well, I think he's retarded so I guess not everyone loves this idiot.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Theres nothing I like more than sitting outside on a sunny day in my garden, with a cool paddling pool, full of beer, wearing only my pants and a panama hat, with a banjo by my side. For real.

 

[Omni]

It's so tacky when musicians wear their own band's shirts.

Tacky? I didn't know you were a metrosexual (read: homosexual) fashion designer.

 

[CF87]

Well, I think he's retarded so I guess not everyone loves this idiot.

Now you're not talking to me. I think you have herpes and pass them.

 

[AchrisK]

I've always thought Randy Rhoads was hot:

Steve Harris too:

 

[SentinelSlain]

Did any of the other English people see the boobs cruise on Eurotrash?

that was funny, some nerds paid loads to go on a cruise with a load of women with huge fake boobs. The women mainly had sex with the crew and each other.

There was a bit with one of the women pissing into an inflatable pool and some guy got a plastic cup and went and....

Eurotrash ftfw.

 

[mutantllama]

random much?

 

[seedofvengeance]

Tacky? I didn't know you were a metrosexual (read: homosexual) fashion designer.

Using the word tacky makes you gay? This concept is foreign to me.

 

[genocide roach]

~gR~

 

[Satanstoenail]

 

[Omni]

~gR~

You should post one with no shirt or not post one at all, to be honest.

 

[seedofvengeance]

That's not gay at all.

 

[Omni]

Are you talking about my post?

 

[genocide roach]

You should post one with no shirt or not post one at all, to be honest.

i know some of you wont be able to resist. but i can only have sex with 3 women at a time. the rest can masturbate until we're done.
~gR~

 

[Omni]

I have to give you some credit for bravery.

 

[genocide roach]

i got brass balls
~gR~

 

[Winter.]

gR and Mikael Stanne win this thread for me.

 

[Omni]

i got brass balls
~gR~

Post a picture of those, too.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Yeah... I was talking about your post...

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah... I was talking about your post...

You know blackmail is a chick, right?