For the ladies of Ultimate Metal..

[The Ozzman]

'not allowed to'

 

[skeptik]

ES IST VERBODEN

 

[The Ozzman]

It's probably because you want to be the only one to masturbate to it every night and if other people did it, it would ruin the fun amirite?

 

[skeptik]

I don't masturbate to women I respect.

 

[The Ozzman]

So, you masturbate on them instead?

 

[Onder]

Don't change the topic.

EDIT: Post dissapeared!?

 

[skeptik]

Yes.

No more questions, this issue is officially dropped.

 

[The Ozzman]

UNFORGIVABLE!!

 

[Vashti]

Hmmm I prefer him when he looked like THIS:

varg! I prefer him looking like that also..

 

[Blind Guardian]

My ex girlfriend always said she´d leave me in an instant if she got to fuck Frost. As with Peter Steele i think he´s ugly as hell. Whore.

 

[CF87]

My ex girlfriend always said she´d leave me in an instant if she got to fuck Frost. As with Peter Steele i think he´s ugly as hell. Whore.

I have not seen Playgirl, but apparently his dick is really big and he's in a popular band so they they just want to play with his dick.

Regardless people thinking Type O is gay he'd tear up vagholes so technically Type O is about as hetero as you can get.

 

[Omni]

I have not seen Playgirl

How come I don't believe this statement?

 

[Xorv]

I have not seen Playgirl, but apparently his dick is really big and he's in a popular band so they they just want to play with his dick.

you missed that issue or what? mailman was on spray?

 

[SentinelSlain]

How big is huge anyway? Is it bigger than 8 inch?

 

[The Ozzman]

Huge is smaller than Enormous which in turn is smaller than Gigantic

 

[waif]

Which in turn is smaller than My Dick.

 

[The Ozzman]

Which in turn is massively larger than My Dick.

Fixed it for you

 

[waif]

Fixed it to apply to myself

Okay.

 

[rms]

How big is huge anyway? Is it bigger than 8 inch?

youre a fucking weirdo man. you're definitely going to rape a girl in your future I can tell

 

[waif]

Did you mean to reply to xorv?