For those of you wanting to reach Will, our favorite Seaman...

[Zob Rombie]

Will has arrived on base for his basic training.

Here is his address for anyone who wishes to write, remember its a US Military Base, think twice about some of the stuff you might consider sending

SR BOZARTH WILLIAM L
SHIP 12 DIVISION 182
RECRUIT TRAINING COMMAND
3515 SAILOR DRIVE
GREAT LAKES IL 60088-3515

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I think he has my address but I'll write him first. Thanks.

 

[Dead Winter]

If you send cookies and shit, Will is gonna get punished. Don't do it.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Can we send him skittles?????

 

[Dead Winter]

Candy, cookies, any bullshit like that is frowned upon. Usually what they do is give it to everyone but the person intended. The reason is that everyone was instructed to tell family and friends not to do it and then they go on and send it anyway.

Sometimes it's not that bad, but usually they either make you watch everyone else eat it or make you eat it all in 2 minutes. That was the Air Force, too...our basic training was just a bunch of screaming and yelling and marching and classes. The Navy's much more rigid, typically. I wouldn't be surprised if the punishments were more severe.

 

[Dead Winter]

But then again, I'm not in the Navy. I'm just assuming. They might dress up like fairies and have pillow fights for all I know.

 

[Lord Foul]

Huh. I saw a porno with that exact plot once.

 

[Dead Winter]

Lord Foul, you were in the Navy...could you shed some light on this topic? Were you allowed to receive goodies during your basic?

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

more like favorite semen

 

[guitarguru777]

Thanks!!

This needs to be stickied so we have it for reference !!

 

[Karmic]

no it doesn't, it's not about food.

 

[Craysh3]

When anything's about Will... It's also about food. Always.

 

[Lord Foul]

Lord Foul, you were in the Navy...could you shed some light on this topic? Were you allowed to receive goodies during your basic?

I was in the Navy? Man, I totally don't remember that. Must have been during my binge drinking period.

 

[~Lynn~]

What the fuck is that?!

 

[Dead Winter]

I was in the Navy? Man, I totally don't remember that. Must have been during my binge drinking period.

Wat? I thought it was you who said you were in the Navy...hmmm...my Alzheimer's must be kicking in.

 

[derek]

Nah, he's bullshitting you.

He was 100% in the Navy.

 

[neal]

he was the cowboy, right?

 

[neal]

 

[derek]

Exactly.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Good point, Dead Winter, I'll send him an empty Skittles bag.

IN YOUR FACE, MILITARY!