Foreign cars.

[lizard]

my beautiful "92 Lincoln Town car can comfortably seat six, has enough stereo to satiate, and has a large brown stain on the back leather seat where I had casually tossed a container of KFC BBQ sauce and had one of my buds sit on it

 

[Claws of Perdition]

or atleast thats what he tells everyone...

 

[lizard]

the funny thing is he sat on the bbq sauce at lunch time and didn't notice the large brown stain on his ass until he got home from work four hours later

 

[dorian gray]

that rules!

 

[lurch70]

to mix the shit up really bad ... the next gen 07 Mini ... will have a new engine developed by French Peugot, car engineered in Germany and built in the UK.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Yugo!!!!

EDIT:

# How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A towtruck.
# What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
Passengers.
# Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident.
# The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.
# A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
# I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo, but it doesn't".
# How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.

 

[unhinged]

to mix the shit up really bad ... the next gen 07 Mini ... will have a new engine developed by French Peugot, car engineered in Germany and built in the UK.

just heard on the radio today
peugot are closing the UK plant to develop more in eastern europe
cheap labour perchance?

 

[lurch70]

dude, your Scald shirt rules just throwing that in there ...
i need more cool shirts like this ... where they are not really "metal" looking ... if you know what I mean.

 

[NAD]

You know what I need? NEW SCALD MATERIAL.

Seriously dude, when is the new one coming out? :Spin: