foreigners putting bogroll in bins rather than down the bog

[Morpheus]

we have one of those at home, i never use it, it's a really unbelivable 'shitty' model of a toilet, that one

 

[StevenK]

mad germans

 

[Allan]

Ah, so the Germans are to blame for them things. I'veseen a few of those in Denmark too. Madness.

 

[Dhatura]

Oh, I can't believe you don't know the answer. We have the German type at home too but in public places I have to use the other type -- the smell is deffo there with the German type so you should use perfume stuff in the toilet but at least the water doesn't splash into your ass when you drop a wholesome piece of shit into the pool of water So whenever I use the other type I drop some paper first so that I don't get the water in my ass.

 

[MetallicaSux]

Oh, I can't believe you don't know the answer. We have the German type at home too but in public places I have to use the other type -- the smell is deffo there with the German type so you should use perfume stuff in the toilet but at least the water doesn't splash into your ass when you drop a wholesome piece of shit into the pool of water So whenever I use the other type I drop some paper first so that I don't get the water in my ass.

Quite a lady you are i must say

 

[Dhatura]

Oh, I prefer the smell to getting the shit in my ass, does that make me a lady?

 

[Susie]

Oh, I prefer the smell to getting the shit in my ass, does that make me a lady?

You will always be a lady to me dhatura :Spin:

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

I dont get it a girl talks about shit and shes not a lady a lad talks about shit and he is humerous.

 

[Dhatura]

It's simple, the infantile mankind thinks shit is fun, while the mature womankind takes it naturally, which is a sign of getting over the anal phase.

 

[Dhatura]

You will always be a lady to me dhatura :Spin:

:ladyblush:

I feel like some Russian princess now, someone whose life has been adapted in a feature cartoon.

 

[Su Jacko]

I thought the anal stage was when you derive pleasure from going the toilet. Depending on the circumstance of course, it can be pleasurable, or at the least a relief

 

[Susie]

I thought the anal stage was when you derive pleasure from going the toilet. Depending on the circumstance of course, it can be pleasurable, or at the least a relief

You're right, to have a dump is sheer relief aahhh oooo yeh ooo
and slightly pleasurable.