RP and I were discussing our idea for a fort or 2. The idea really comes togther, and I think it is very realistic.
Discuss.
Chernabog says:being rich, i'd put all my money into an awesome hobby
EricT says:I'd build the largest beer bottle fort EVER
EricT says:and I'd invite a couple people over, and we'd start drinking
Chernabog says:i'd create an anal sex fort
Chernabog says:biggest ever
EricT says:and 6 months later
EricT says:yeah
EricT says:would have an awesome fort
EricT says:with sniper posts
Chernabog says:and people from all over the world would go to your fort to get drunk
EricT says:and a pole to slide down
Chernabog says:and then to mine to have anal sex
EricT says:hah
EricT says:you'd have to build your fort behind mine or something
EricT says:"where is the anal sex fort?"
EricT says:"go out the rear... and then in it!"
Chernabog says:no, no
Chernabog says:it would be above
Chernabog says:and it would lower down
Chernabog says:so that the drunkards would be forced
Chernabog says:to fuck
Chernabog says:in the ASS
EricT says:haha
EricT says:maybe I could just, drug them
EricT says:and then you could drag their bodies to your fort
EricT says:and then align them ass needed
EricT says:for the giant anal sex fort
EricT says:as*
Chernabog says:nah
Chernabog says:i want them engaged
Chernabog says:mass hypnosis
EricT says:hmm
Chernabog saysr
Chernabog says:crystal meth
Chernabog says:and we'll tape of the girls cunts
EricT says:YEAH
Chernabog says:so they HAVE to fuck in the ass
EricT says:fuck taping them, cement them
Chernabog says:YEAH
Chernabog says:but hey
EricT says:and then put spikes in her mouth
EricT says:and shit
Chernabog says:we'll need to kill the moisture
Chernabog says:so we'll need to whiskey them up
EricT says:definitely
EricT says:wonder if they build an anal sex apparatus
EricT says:so they could just
EricT says:hop on
EricT says:be relaxed and cemented up
EricT says:and then pounded in the ass, no lube
Chernabog says:dude, we'll be rich
EricT says:i know
Chernabog says:we'll hire people for that
EricT says:yeah
EricT says:and then we have a speciality section... where the women are given laxatives...
Chernabog says:hey engineer with fancy 14 years of school and intense training and amazing grades
Chernabog says:build a pervert toy!
EricT says:so they shit all over the guys dick, and the guy has to pay extra money
EricT says
Chernabog says:haha
EricT says:and hook up webcams too
EricT says:2.00 an hour
Chernabog says:just a giant firing squad of dirty sanchezing
Chernabog says:like dominos
EricT says
EricT says:hahaha
Chernabog says:the internet is great like that
Chernabog says:you can open a business where people pay to get in
Chernabog says:then use the internet for people to pay to SEE
EricT says:yeah
EricT says:and
EricT says:every fifteen minutes
EricT says:a 3' by 3' square illuminates...
EricT says:and whoever is in that square
EricT says:is required to felch
EricT says:and anyone who gives a chick a pink sock, gets a small parade of clowns in their honor
Chernabog says:hahahahahahahaha
Chernabog says
EricT says:yeah
Chernabog says:way better than "prolapse"
Chernabog says:and with that square idea, we could practically make a gameshow
Chernabog says:different colour illuminations
EricT says:YEAH
Chernabog says:like a gangbang one!
EricT says:YEAH
Chernabog says:i.e, double penetration
Chernabog says:TRIPLE
Chernabog says:QUADRUPLE
EricT says:and the black illumination.... requires the guy to get bubba'd
Chernabog says:yes!
EricT says:we'll have a shower room just for that
EricT says:and an couple ex-cons
EricT says:we'll pay the cons in coke
Chernabog says:i like that
EricT says:and then, on the side of this arena, is a live studio audience room...
EricT says:with 2 mexican janitors
Chernabog says
EricT says:to clean up the cum
Chernabog says:make it a dome
Chernabog says:like the gladiator dome
EricT says:YEAH
Chernabog says:LOTS of spectators
EricT says:wonder how much it'd cost to buy the Arena di Verona
Chernabog says:we should have lions eat the mexicans every night
Chernabog says:let's get animals to lick up the cum
Chernabog says:we could take bets
Chernabog says:have people bet on which animal will consume more semen
EricT says:YEAH
EricT says:and we have a goat... with a beard
EricT says:just for the fuck of it
EricT says:that sits
Chernabog says:ON A THRONE
EricT says:in the middle of the arena
EricT says:yeah
EricT says:and he has a taste for bleeding phallus
EricT says:so any dick that comes near him
EricT says:gets fucking CHOMPED if its erect
Chernabog says:awesome
EricT says:and theres one black widow in the arena, with tracking so we know where it is
EricT says:but so no one else does...
EricT says:so we can zoom the camera
EricT says:as it attacks
Chernabog says:we'll have to celebrate those cock eating moments with confetti
EricT says:yeah
Chernabog says:and high tempo music
EricT says:YEAH
Chernabog says
EricT says:and instead of fluffers..
EricT says:anteaters
Chernabog says:we should kill like half the audience every night
EricT says:yeah
EricT says:their chairs just explode
EricT says:in a shower of cum
Chernabog says:with strange poisonos insects
EricT says:and they drown in semen
Chernabog says
Chernabog says:random exploding chairs!
EricT says:YEAH
EricT says:and random chairs with west nile virus infected mosquitos around them
EricT says:and we sell mosquito repelent... just to make even MORE money
Chernabog says:and we can have rabid sars infected chinese people
EricT says:YEAH
EricT says:and one mad cow infected cow
Chernabog says
EricT says:but a calm one
Chernabog says:and some my pals with hiv
EricT says:YEAH
Chernabog says:that like, bit with bloody gums
EricT says:fuck doing this in rome
Chernabog says:bite*
EricT says:we'll do it in Ethiopia...
Chernabog says:shit
Chernabog says:we'll have the fort in a blimp
Chernabog says:take this thing national
Chernabog says:international!
EricT says:the survivors of the day... get like, 10 crackers
Chernabog says
EricT says:YEAH
EricT says:like the highwind
EricT says:except... made of assfucking
Chernabog says:and beer
EricT says:yeah
EricT says
EricT says:and the airship
Chernabog says:they should get more than 10 crackers
EricT says:is flown by a drunk dyslexic guy
Chernabog says:they should get a deep scar on their face
EricT says:yeah
EricT says:a deep scar, and 10 wheat thins
Chernabog says
EricT says:and a glass of semen to wash it all down
Chernabog says:slash, patch up the fresh wound
EricT says
Chernabog says:we'll also have to throw them out of the airship somewhere appropriate
EricT says:yeah, like...
EricT says:have a target on the ground
EricT says:with a bottomless pit for the bullseye
EricT says:and for every one thrown into the bottomless pit
EricT says:theres a trumpet doing fanfare
EricT says:yeah
Chernabog says:we could totally build some sort of epic courtyard on the top of the airship
EricT says:YES
EricT says:with jesters
Chernabog says:exactly
EricT says:and a knight
[23:44] EricT: and a moat
[23:44] Chernabog: but the jesters are nazi war criminals
[23:44] EricT: YES
[23:44] EricT: and the knight is retarded
[23:44] Chernabog: a moat might be too much
[23:45] EricT: fuck you
[23:45] EricT: I want a moat
[23:45] Chernabog: jesus christ, FINE
[23:45] EricT: moats are awesome
[23:45] EricT: and since I get my moat
[23:45] EricT: I get a draw bridge too
[23:45] EricT: you know what that means?
[23:45] Chernabog: this is probably an intergalactic airship?
[23:45] EricT: YES
[23:46] Chernabog: awesome, but if you get a moat, i want the batman battering ram on the front of the airship
[23:46] EricT: works for me
[23:46] Chernabog: oh man
[23:46] Chernabog: we could go to planet vulcan
[23:46] Chernabog: and make them compete
[23:46] EricT: how about Aids infected needles placed randomly sticking out of the floor
[23:46] EricT: and heroin filled needles
[23:47] EricT: and other random needles
[23:47] Chernabog: well, we already have ravenous my pals
[23:47] EricT: good point
[23:47] Chernabog: we could serve aids infected food
[23:47] EricT: hmm
[23:47] Chernabog: or food infested with different plagues
[23:47] EricT: yes
[23:47] Chernabog: bring back the black plague
[23:47] Chernabog: or the red death
[23:47] EricT: YES
[23:47] EricT: and theres anthrax
[23:47] EricT: in the air
[23:47] EricT: anthrax and helium
[23:48] EricT: lots of helium
[23:48] Chernabog: agreed
[23:48] EricT: everyone will sound AWESOME
[23:48] Chernabog: we should put some gasmasks inside deadpeople's bodies
[23:48] EricT: yes!
[23:48] Chernabog: defective gas masks
[23:48] EricT: YES
[23:48] EricT: with little notes
[23:49] EricT: saying one of these is infected with 3 different deadly, and painful, viruses
[23:49] EricT: and then a smiley face
[23:49] Chernabog: written in haiku
[23:49] EricT: yeah
[23:49] EricT: three deadly virus
do you have the one with them
i hope you do not
[23:50] Chernabog: i think we should have some really nice irish grass for the grounds of the arena
[23:50] EricT: indeed
[23:50] EricT: or a nice kentucky blue
[23:50] Chernabog: ooo
[23:50] Chernabog: lovely
[23:50] EricT: and a nice ever green tree
[23:50] EricT: we'll plant petunias around the field
[23:51] EricT: and a few sunflowers
[23:51] Chernabog: maple trees would look lovely in the fall
[23:51] EricT: indeed they would
[23:51] EricT: maybe a little beach, with a palm tree?
[23:51] Chernabog: oh definitely
[23:51] Chernabog: all of these are fine setting for rape and torture
[23:51] EricT: yes
[23:51] EricT: and the sand... is quick sand...
[23:51] EricT: but slow
[23:51] EricT: so someone will fall asleep
[23:51] EricT: and enjoy the lovely setting
[23:52] EricT: and then wake up 10 feet deep
[23:52] Chernabog: is there quick GRASS?
[23:52] Chernabog: that's a little more deceiving
[23:52] EricT: hmm
[23:52] Chernabog: i'd like that
[23:52] EricT: YES
[23:52] EricT: I'll invent it
[23:52] Chernabog: we should also have a hero running around
[23:52] Chernabog: like in battefront 2 and warcraft
[23:52] EricT: we'll need a dragon in that case
[23:53] Chernabog: just a real power house going around killing and raping with just unbelievable gusto
[23:53] EricT: yeah
[23:53] EricT: but we'll really need a dragon in that case
[23:53] EricT: so at 12pm every day
[23:53] EricT: he can slay it
[23:53] EricT: and say "I hath slain the, Dracor the mighty"
[23:53] EricT: thee*
[23:53] EricT: whatever
[23:53] Chernabog: works for me
[23:54] Chernabog: but i want it to be an articulate dragon
[23:54] Chernabog: like in dragonheart
[23:54] EricT: good idea
[23:54] Chernabog: so the crowd is fond of it
[23:54] EricT: YEAH
[23:54] EricT: and we should have fat women running around naked
[23:54] EricT: while they're on their periods
[23:54] Chernabog: i don't like that at all
[23:55] EricT: with bloodhounds
[23:55] Chernabog: fat women don't work forme
[23:55] EricT: chasing them
[23:55] EricT: wait
[23:55] EricT: and the bloodhounds do things to them
[23:55] EricT: after following the trail of chunks
[23:55] EricT: and then rape the fat women
[23:55] EricT: rape the fat right out of them
[23:55] Chernabog: i'd personally get off seeing this happen to regular women all the same
[23:55] Chernabog: seriously
[23:56] EricT: i want ALOT of menstrual blood though
[23:56] Chernabog: fat women on the intergalactic airship fort: DO NOT WANT
[23:56] Chernabog: oh sure man
[23:56] Chernabog: menstrual blood is so cool with me
[23:56] EricT: yeah
[23:56] EricT: and i want chunks the size of greece coming out of them
[23:56] Chernabog: maybe we could get a sponsor
[23:56] Chernabog: like a menstrual blood sponsor
[23:56] Chernabog: or BE the sponsor
[23:56] Chernabog: we could sponsor ourselves
[23:56] EricT: hmm
[23:56] EricT: yes
[23:57] Chernabog: as a menstrual blood corporation
[23:57] EricT: indeed
[23:57] EricT: "The following brought to you by: Chunky Red Corp."
[23:57] Chernabog: looooooves it
[23:57] EricT: yeah
[23:58] Chernabog: i mean, women probably produce SO much menstrual blood while being anally ravaged
[23:58] EricT: probably
[23:58] Chernabog: like poking an orange with a hole in it
[23:58] EricT: we can bottle it and sell it at walmart
[23:58] Chernabog: hell yes
[23:58] EricT: just say its good on hotdogs
[23:58] EricT: it'll sell
[23:59] Chernabog: natch
[23:59] EricT: PengoSetti's Chunky Red Hot Dog Topping Sauce
[23:59] Chernabog: i wonder if it'll need to be refridgerated
[23:59] EricT: nah
[23:59] EricT: fuck that
[23:59] Chernabog: oh man
[00:00] Chernabog: this is perfect
[00:00] EricT: i know
[00:00] Chernabog: cause now we have a good reason to use midgets!
[00:00] EricT: failure is not even an option with this
[00:00] EricT: MIDGETS?!
[00:00] Chernabog: they can be the menstrual blood catchers!
[00:00] EricT: YUS!
[00:00] EricT: They have little kerr jars on their big heads
[00:00] EricT: and run around
[00:00] EricT: through legs
[00:00] Chernabog: just little guys with backpacks running around wearing green clothes like link
[00:00] Chernabog: tunics!
[00:00] Chernabog: oh man
[00:00] EricT: following the flow
[00:00] EricT: YES!
[00:00] Chernabog: on their heads?!
[00:00] Chernabog: I LIKE THAT
[00:00] EricT: yeah
[00:01] Chernabog: like miyamoto's asians!
[00:01] EricT: or maybe
[00:01] Chernabog: or
[00:01] EricT: a vacuum
[00:01] Chernabog: miyazaki
[00:01] EricT: hahah
[00:01] EricT: hahahahah
[00:01] EricT: YUS
[00:01] EricT: We haven't integrated fisting yet...
[00:01] EricT: WHY HAVE WE NOT DONE THIS?!
[00:01] Chernabog: i don't know!
[00:02] EricT: midget pissing matches
[00:02] Chernabog: fisting can be done to women not meeting their menstrual quota
[00:02] EricT: whoever pisses the shortest length
[00:02] EricT: gets fisted in the ass
[00:02] EricT: by the other midgets
[00:02] EricT: and mike tyson
[00:02] Chernabog: because there WILL be blood quotas
[00:02] EricT: of course
[00:02] EricT: 2 gallons an hour
[00:02] Chernabog: we should make big burly black men our fisting champions
[00:03] Chernabog: like mr t
[00:03] Chernabog: and chuck norris
[00:03] Chernabog: and tyson
[00:03] Chernabog: and denzel
[00:03] EricT: chuck norris is a big burly black man?
[00:03] Chernabog: pretty much
[00:03] EricT: the more you know!
[00:03] EricT: Ving Raymes
[00:03] EricT: or how ever its spelt
[00:04] EricT: Rhames*
[00:04] Chernabog: we should celebrate the spartans once a year
[00:04] Chernabog: and rain arrows on EVERYTHING
[00:04] EricT: YES
[00:04] EricT: Michael Clarke Duncan also, he needs to fist
[00:04] Chernabog: oh SO much
[00:05] EricT: him and tyson need to fist eachother
[00:05] Chernabog: in a white suit with pink coloured nails
[00:05] EricT: yes
[00:05] Chernabog: we should make it so every spectator MUST bring a child
[00:05] Chernabog: children need to see this
[00:06] EricT: yes
[00:06] EricT: don't care if they're their child or not
[00:06] EricT: bring orphans
[00:06] Chernabog: patrick stewart also needs to initiate every show
[00:06] Chernabog: he needs to be like
[00:06] Chernabog: "make it so"
[00:06] EricT: yes
[00:06] EricT: YES
[00:06] EricT: and Christian Bale, needs to pull an American Psycho
[00:06] EricT: every night
[00:06] Chernabog: oh man
[00:06] Chernabog: he can just run around with a chainsaw
[00:06] Chernabog: naked
[00:06] Chernabog: every night
[00:06] EricT: yes
[00:06] Chernabog: and no one can ever hurt him
[00:07] Chernabog: cause he has a fucking chainsaw
[00:07] EricT: FUCK
[00:07] EricT: we need
[00:07] EricT: Bruce Campbell
[00:07] Chernabog: OH MAN
[00:07] Chernabog: chainsaw battle!
[00:07] EricT: YES
[00:07] Chernabog: but we need to cast lvl 99 invulnerbility so they can't be injured
[00:07] EricT: yeah
[00:07] EricT: so then they can participate in the boomstick match later
[00:08] Chernabog: or we can just make them fight blind and deaf minorities armed with very inferior chainsaws
[00:08] EricT: HOLY SHIT
[00:08] EricT: YEAH
[00:08] EricT: Black Jews
[00:08] EricT: Starving Black Jews
[00:08] EricT: Wait
[00:08] EricT: Aids infected, starving black orphan jews
[00:08] Chernabog: good call
[00:09] Chernabog: the arena should be non smoking
[00:10] Chernabog: i can't deal with that shit
[00:11] Chernabog: and, y'now, think of the kids
[00:12] EricT: need a smoking section
[00:12] EricT: NEED
[00:12] Chernabog: fine
[00:13] Chernabog: we'll have to put a window or something between or thrones
[00:13] Chernabog: but we'll have to make a panel that opens
[00:13] Chernabog: about one foot in diameter
[00:13] Chernabog: so we can high five eachother
[00:13] Chernabog: our thrones*
[00:13] EricT: yes
[00:14] EricT: and naked asian chicks
[00:14] EricT: with fans
[00:14] EricT: fanning us
[00:14] EricT: like, 20 of them
[00:14] Chernabog: works for me
[00:14] EricT: and the thrones... will be toilets... so no movement will be needed
[00:15] Chernabog: no way
[00:15] Chernabog: maybe for you
[00:15] EricT: we can drink beer, eat pizza... shit and piss without moving
[00:15] Chernabog: i don't mind walking to a bathroom
[00:15] Chernabog: BUT HEY
[00:15] Chernabog: we should make or sewage deposit on orphans
[00:15] EricT: you'll miss some of the action though
[00:15] Chernabog: OUR sewage*
[00:15] EricT: yes
[00:15] Chernabog: goddamn that word
[00:15] EricT: YES
[00:15] EricT: fuck the toilets then
[00:15] EricT: I won't walk there though
[00:16] EricT: I'll have 12 midgets carry my throne to the bathroom
[00:16] Chernabog: we'll just have to bring an orphan in a tub to you
[00:16] EricT: or that
[00:16] EricT: we need a giant screen too... with instant replay highlights
[00:16] EricT: "holy shit, I need to see that fisting again.... in SLO MO"
[00:17] Chernabog: we should probably put small screen tv's everywhere playing porn constantly
[00:17] Chernabog: even though there's live action
[00:17] Chernabog: it's definitely for the best
[00:17] EricT: good idea
[00:17] EricT: and... AND... the soundtrack to the event... blind guardians awesome covers
[00:17] Chernabog: i'm totally down for that
[00:17] EricT: played live
[00:18] EricT: while hansi fists an orphan
[00:18] Chernabog: i'd be partial to some priest/maiden/slough feg/gwen stefani too
[00:18] Chernabog: hahahaha
[00:18] Chernabog: oh man
[00:18] Chernabog: hansi fisting orphans
[00:18] Chernabog: hahashdhgsd
[00:18] EricT: while singing "DREAM A LITTLE DREAM Of MEEEEEEEEEEEE"
[00:18] Chernabog: ahhhhahahhahahaha
[00:18] Chernabog: so that's that
[00:19] Chernabog: only ballads can be played
[00:19] EricT: YES
[00:19] EricT: and Red Branch
[00:19] EricT: we'll accept red branch
[00:19] Chernabog: well, lets limit ballads to fisting events
[00:19] EricT: yes
[00:19] Chernabog: because every now and then i need a little final gambit
[00:19] EricT: fucking right
[00:19] EricT: WAIT....
[00:20] EricT: we need to create a vagyr...
[00:20] Chernabog: holy SHIT
[00:20] Chernabog: and a swineherd!
[00:20] EricT: vargr*
[00:20] EricT: YES
[00:20] EricT: and Brave Connor Mac
[00:20] Chernabog: he can be our hero
[00:20] EricT: YES
[00:20] Chernabog: cause he was supposed to be like a massive seven footer
[00:21] EricT: and slough feg, on a trolly, following him playing Brave Connor Mac as he does his deeds
[00:21] Chernabog: in a sexy blue/black kilt
[00:21] EricT: YES
[00:21] Chernabog: with a massive highlander sworxd
[00:21] EricT: YES
[00:21] Chernabog: we should train eagles to dance to the rythym of BCM
[00:21] EricT: YES
[00:21] Chernabog: jigs
[00:21] Chernabog: almost tapdancing
[00:21] EricT: fucking YES
[00:21] Chernabog: but more jigging
[00:21] EricT: almost, but not quite
[00:22] EricT: definitely
[00:22] Chernabog: cause tapshoes are gay
[00:22] EricT: indeed
[00:22] Chernabog: but eagle feet?
[00:22] Chernabog: COOL
[00:22] EricT: hahah
[00:22] EricT: Hmm
[00:22] EricT: we'll have to add Dearg Doom somehow
[00:22] Chernabog: i'm dearg doom
[00:22] EricT: ok then
[00:23] EricT: We'll also need trolls
[00:23] EricT: a pack of them
[00:23] EricT: chewing on flesh
[00:23] Chernabog: gnawing on bone?
[00:23] EricT: and possibly gnawing on bones
[00:23] Chernabog: will they ever get to france?
[00:24] EricT: haha
[00:25] Chernabog: i want there to be lots of kittens on the battlefield
[00:25] Chernabog: and fellowship all dressed like looney tunes characters
[00:25] Chernabog: armed with shotguns
[00:25] Chernabog: killing them
[00:25] EricT: YES
[00:26] Chernabog: but they're all hella sneaky and walk like elmer fudd
[00:26] EricT: HAHAH
[00:26] Chernabog: we'lll have to do picture in picture for the highlights of kitten kills
[00:26] EricT: Damn right
[00:26] Chernabog: i wouldn't mind if some cute foxes and hounds died too
[00:27] EricT: Russell Allen needs to be integrated somehow
[00:27] Chernabog: definitely
[00:27] Chernabog: we could probably amplify his voice really amazingly with our technology
[00:27] Chernabog: with that kind of amazing, we could PROBABLY get every girl in there squirting uncontrollably
[00:28] EricT: fucking right
[00:28] Chernabog: but fuck them
[00:28] Chernabog: they don't deserve it
[00:28] EricT: yeah good point
[00:28] Chernabog: let's just get him to serenade us
[00:28] EricT: YES
[00:28] Chernabog: some candlelight fantasia
[00:28] Chernabog: FROM WITHIN THE MIRROR'S EYES
[00:28] Chernabog: I'M FORCED TO RUN AWAY AND HIDE
[00:28] Chernabog: I FEEL THOSE MYSTIC EYES SUBSIDE
[00:28] Chernabog: AND LEAVE ME BLIIIIIIND
[00:29] EricT: Yea, that'd get me off
[00:29] Chernabog: that might be the perfect end to every evening
[00:29] EricT: yes
[00:29] EricT: it would
[00:29] Chernabog: because ic ould honestly never get enough of that
[00:29] EricT: me either
[00:29] Chernabog: also
[00:29] Chernabog: no thongs in the arena
[00:29] EricT: god damn right
[00:30] EricT: thong = permaban
[00:30] Chernabog: awesome
[00:30] Chernabog: thought i might have a disagreement there
[00:30] Chernabog: good to see you stand on the side of truth and justice
[00:30] EricT: yes
[00:30] EricT: I d
[00:30] EricT: do
[00:31] EricT: can we fire a flare gun in a chicks twat?
[00:31] EricT: always wanted to do that
[00:31] Chernabog: of course
[00:31] Chernabog: like
[00:31] Chernabog: a million times over, yes yes yes
[00:31] EricT: awesome
[00:31] EricT: maybe we can have them lined up
[00:31] Chernabog: once again
[00:31] EricT: and do like, 100 at a time
[00:32] Chernabog: this is why we have illuminating squares
[00:32] Chernabog: of... grass
[00:32] EricT: YES
[00:32] EricT: Slightly blue, but partly orange square
[00:32] EricT: means all chicks within 100ft radius of said square
[00:32] EricT: get flare gunned
[00:32] Chernabog: hahahah
[00:32] EricT: in the snatch
[00:33] EricT: we'll call that the Blarange square
[00:33] EricT: "WE HAVE CODE BLARANGE.... EVERYONE BRACE YOURSELVES... THE CROP IS NEAR 175 THIS TIME!"
[00:33] Chernabog: oh man
[00:34] EricT: then the lights dim
[00:34] Chernabog: we need some intense people to come in and initiate this protocol
[00:34] EricT: yes
[00:34] Chernabog: like druids
[00:34] EricT: or robots from the future
[00:34] Chernabog: hmm
[00:34] Chernabog: robot druids?
[00:34] EricT: need as little emotion as possible
[00:34] EricT: That'll work!
[00:35] Chernabog: that way we can see their red glowing eyes beneath the robes
[00:35] EricT: YES
[00:35] Chernabog: then their terminator hands come out
[00:35] Chernabog: and we're like
[00:35] Chernabog: AWESOME
[00:35] Chernabog: t1000!!
[00:35] EricT: YEAH
[00:35] EricT: man, there needs to be a pit
[00:35] EricT: filled with KKK members on PCP
[00:35] Chernabog: wait, not t1000
[00:35] EricT: that we toss any black guy with the name Jerome in
[00:36] Chernabog: haha
[00:36] Chernabog: yes'
[00:36] EricT: we'll have a gas station in there too
[00:36] EricT: and a bike
[00:36] EricT: I don't know why about the bike...
[00:37] EricT: but yeah, the gas station makes the burning process BIG
[00:37] Chernabog: burning process?
[00:37] EricT: of the jerome
[00:37] EricT: spray him with gas
[00:37] EricT: which is fed from the station
[00:37] EricT: and then just throw a match, which can be obtained free when they buy cigarettes from the gas station
[00:38] EricT: I'll be reasonable with gas prices down there, 2.50 a gallon
[00:38] EricT: and then we have a pit full of my pals who have been starving for 2 weeks
[00:38] EricT: and throw a bucket of chicken down there
[00:39] EricT: and have cameras capture the action
[00:39] EricT: then 5 minutes later, half a watermelon
[00:39] Chernabog: okay, but i want giant swans walking around the pit in a slow hypnotic walk/dance
[00:39] Chernabog: like those trippy disney animations
[00:39] EricT: Agreed
[00:39] Chernabog: and blood brothers - giant swan has to play
[00:39] Chernabog: cause it works well
[00:40] EricT: hahah I can deal
[00:40] Chernabog: cause we can throw bottles at the my pals
[00:40] EricT: YES
[00:40] Chernabog: liquor bottles mind you
[00:40] Chernabog: fuels the fire
[00:40] EricT: Man, we need a pit with just one person in it... getting fed food pumped with Acid
[00:41] Chernabog: god, those dancing swans are gonna be so amazing
[00:41] Chernabog: we should pump the entire place with a hallucinogen during this show
[00:41] EricT: just smoke a lot of Saliva
[00:41] Chernabog: yeah
[00:41] EricT: Salvia*
[00:41] Chernabog: haha
[00:41] Chernabog: saliva...
[00:42] EricT: hahah
[00:42] Chernabog: but yeah, salvia fo sho
[00:42] EricT: yes
[00:42] EricT: make sure people have to breathe it in
[00:42] Chernabog: this could be like an intermission
[00:42] EricT: so you know, when they're watching the show, something suddenly pulls them into a door behind them
[00:42] Chernabog: while the midgets clean up and round up more women to be pounded
[00:42] EricT: hahah yeah
[00:43] Chernabog: because we're pros, not pervs
[00:43] Chernabog: this is a show, it's entertainment
[00:43] EricT: indeed
[00:43] EricT: we should have the guy in the pit with acid, surrounded by dead camels
[00:43] EricT: see what happens with that
[00:43] Chernabog: yeah
[00:43] Chernabog: especially when we start blowing up the camels
[00:43] EricT: yeah
[00:44] EricT: while the most horrid black metal is playing
[00:44] EricT: something with really bad vocals
[00:44] Chernabog: haha
[00:44] EricT: Bethlehem
[00:44] Chernabog: maybe
[00:44] Chernabog: i had a good one in mind
[00:44] Chernabog: escapes me
[00:44] EricT: do say
[00:44] EricT: fuck
[00:44] EricT: I was kinda thinking Burzum
[00:45] Chernabog: me too hahaha
[00:45] EricT: but he can be a bit calm at times
[00:45] EricT: same with Bethlehem
[00:45] EricT: need something completely rancid sounding
[00:45] EricT: that has no breaks
[00:45] Chernabog: i have a good one
[00:45] Chernabog: lemme check my cd tracker
[00:45] EricT: ok
[00:45] Chernabog: it's one cd i just couldn't handle
[00:45] Chernabog: like, THIS SUCKS
[00:46] EricT: hahah
[00:46] Chernabog: in EVERY way
[00:46] EricT: I had one of those the other day... can't remember what it was
[00:46] EricT: but it was fucking AWFUL
[00:46] EricT: whatever that CD was
[00:46] EricT: thats getting played in the orphan room
[00:47] Chernabog: Ildjarn
[00:47] Chernabog: ^^
[00:47] EricT: Hahah
[00:47] EricT: yeah
[00:47] EricT: there we go
[00:48] EricT: I know what you mean... I heard a song that was ok, so I bought an album
[00:48] EricT: and I was like "WTF is this shit?!"
[00:48] Chernabog: srsly
[00:48] EricT: Then I sold it on ebay for a good chunk of change
[00:48] Chernabog: fuck i wish
[00:48] EricT: i think i have a second album of his laying around somewhere
[00:49] EricT: which i got in a lot
[00:49] Chernabog: we should paint the place in nail polish laced with heroin
[00:49] EricT: YEAH
[00:49] Chernabog: because 1, nail polish smells amazing
[00:49] Chernabog: and two
[00:49] Chernabog: we can smoke the walls
[00:49] Chernabog: and get fucking STONED
[00:50] EricT: holy shit yeah
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