Let us examine the true definition of sick fuck.

[PlatypusJesus]

<EricT> i'd have a lot of shame if i bent to the left like that
<EricT> hookers must hate you
<Phasom> hahaha. Hey, no shame in it! In the right position, it's perfect for the g-spot!
<EricT> what posistion is that, curled up in a ball hanging from your feet in the air with your penis facing downward?
<Phasom> hahahahahaha
<Phasom> I've never thought of that one!
<EricT> good
<EricT> cause its mine
<EricT> it sends women into an orgasm which in turn makes them shoot their kidneys out their anus
<Phasom> (> '.' )> (> '.' )^ (^ '.' )^ ^( '.' ^) ^( '.' <) <( '.' <)
<EricT> its spectacular
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard.
* Taurui has quit IRC (Quit: Two words: New quit!)
<EricT> haha if you think thats disgusting, then you don't wanna hear about what flys out the cooch
<Phasom> Hahhahaha. I'm guessing it's not just your typical squirting incident...
<EricT> well... its more of lumps
<EricT> massive lumps
<EricT> i have not yet diagnosed what these lumps are
<Phasom> ...Oh man.
<EricT> but a) they are fleshy in nature
<Phasom> ...
<EricT> b) they cry
<Phasom> hahahahahah
<EricT> c) after a few days the crying stops
<EricT> d) they don't go down the toilet well
<EricT> like I said, still not sure what they are
<Phasom> XDXD
<Phasom> Hahahahahahaha
<EricT> but i'll be damned if it isn't amazing
<Phasom> Wow.
<Phasom> Wow.
* EricT just realized how sick of a fucker he is
<Phasom> hahahaha
<Phasom> I hope so.
<Phasom> I'm glad I'm the only one hearing this.
<Phasom> From one sick fucker to the next, I have a boner.
<Phasom> (> '.' )> (> '.' )^ (^ '.' )^ ^( '.' ^) ^( '.' <) <( '.' <)

So, there you have it, folks.

 

[Vincent J.]

got pics?:zombie:

 

[Captain Beard]

We do this every day, and you decide to post a conversation NOW?

 

[Tee]

got pics?:zombie:

I know there is one regarding the first sentence (and not the word "shame") but was removed from here rather quickly.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I'm sorry, David, but Eric told me to post it, and I'm nothing more than a mere puppet. Oh, by the way, if anyone ever decides at 4 am to download a free program to transfer all of the songs from your iPod back onto your laptop with a hard drive that you formatted not too long ago...don't. It's a fucking awful idea.

 

[Anvil]

We do this every day, and you decide to post a conversation NOW?

Yea, wtf. Isabel, Mah, David, me, and others have conversations worse than this every 12 hours.

 

[Chromatose]

the irc does need new victims.

This is great channel advertising!

 

[Anvil]

if you don't have IRC, go to www.efnet.org > WebChat

/join #nevermore

WE ARE THERE.

 

[Lunar Still]

I suppose I've nothing better to do...

 

[Lunar Still]

Well, I'm on, but it doesn't look like anyone else is at the moment...ah well.