French VS English

[PsycRoxXptic]

hahaha it's just funny okay


On dit que la langue française est compliquée, mais que dire de l'Anglais !
We say that french language is complicated, but what can we say about english?!

Français:
'de 1H58 à 2H02 : de une heure cinquante-huit à deux heures deux.'

English
'from two to two to two two'

Français :
'Trois sorcières regardent trois montres Swatch. Quelle sorcière regarde quelle montre Swatch ?'

English
'Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch??

Et maintenant pour les spécialistes...

Be ready!

Français:
'Trois sorcières suédoises et transsexuelles regardent les boutons de trois montres Swatch suisses. Quelle sorcière suédoise transsexuelle regarde quel bouton de quelle montre Swatch suisse?'

English: (accrochez-vous):
'Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?'

 

[Knarfi]

Korean > french

 

[Kochon]

Nice.. but English wins anyways. Even if I'm a French bastard (I'm from Québec), I still prefer English to speak with others. It's not the international language for nothing, after all.

 

[KillerGon]

frenchfags vs. englishfags?

I think we all know the answer...

 

[snowy]

Whiskeymixer Willi mixt Whiskey im dichten Fichtendickicht, im dichten Fichtendickicht mixt Whiskeymixer Willi Whiskey!

 

[Knarfi]

Whiskeymixer Willi mixt Whiskey im dichten Fichtendickicht, im dichten Fichtendickicht mixt Whiskeymixer Willi Whiskey!

Frische fischen something fischen frischen fischen or sometning. FUCK. i forgot it

 

[enjoi17]

Mandarin Tongue Twister

shi2 shi4 shi1 shi4 shi1 shi4 shi4 shi1. shi4 shi2 shi2 shi1. shi4 shi2 shi2 shi4 shi4 shi4 shi1 shi2 shi2. shi4 shi2 shi1 shi4 shi4 shi4 shi2. shi4 shi1 shi4 shi4 shi4 shi4 shi4 shi4 shi2 shi1. shi4 shi3 shi4 shi3 shi4 shi2 shi1 shi4 shi4 shi4 shi2 shi4 shi2 shi1shi1. shi4 shi2 shi4 shi2 shi4 shi1. shi4 shi3 shi4 shi4 shi2 shi4 shi2 shi4 shi4. shi4 shi3 shi4 shi2 shi4 shi2 shi1 shi1 shi2 shi2. shi3 shi4 shi3 shi2 shi1 shi1 shi2 shi2 shi2 shi1 shi1 shi4 shi4 shi4 shi4

or

shyh shy shyh shy shyh shyh shy. shyh shyr shyr shy. shyh shyr shyr
shyh shyr shyr shy shyr shyr. shyh shyr shy shyh shyh shyh shyr. shyh
shy shyh shyh shyh shyh shyh shyh shyr shy. shyh shyy shyh shyy shyh
shyr shy shyh shyh shyh shyr shyh shyr shy shy. shyh shyr shyh shyr
shyh shy. shyh shyy shyh shyh shyr shyh shyr shyh shyh shyh shyy shyh
shyr shyh shyr shy shy shyr shyr. shyy shyh shyy shyr shy shy shyr
shyr shyr shy shy shyh shyh shyh shyh

Translation:

A poet by the name of Shih Shih living in a stone den was fond of lions. As he had taken an oath to eat ten lions, he went out to the market every day at ten o'clock in order to look for lions. It was at the time when all of a sudden ten lions came to the market and also Shih Shih went to the market at once realizing these ten lions. Relying on his (bow and) arrows, he caused these ten lions to pass away. Shih picked up the corpses of these ten lions, and as he went to the stone den, the stone chamber was damp. Shih had the stone den wiped by his servant. As the stone den was cleaned, it was the time that Shih began trying to eat the meal of these ten lions' corpses and he began to realize that these ten dead lions infact were ten stone lions' corpses and he tried to get rid of this matter.

Chinese pwns all

 

[Bodomonkey]

^NO WAY!!!:zombie:

 

[Turbo]

The huge difference is, is that we all sound fucking cool with our accents in the English language. We'd sound like a bunch of poofs if we all spoke French.

 

[OvSeth]

Nice.. but English wins anyways. Even if I'm a French bastard (I'm from Québec), I still prefer English to speak with others. It's not the international language for nothing, after all.

.

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Spanish VS English would've been a more credible debate. But english still would win anyways.

 

[OvSeth]

I think this debate is for the French Canadians in general. I'm not sure, but it'd make sense. lol

 

[Chairman Kaga]

I think this debate is for the French Canadians in general. I'm not sure, but it'd make sense. lol

gah, I'd say french food is better though, not necessarily the language though.

 

[Kochon]

POUTINE OWNS YOUR SOUL, DUDE!

 

[Mapexdrums]

Yeah Poutine owns everything !! it even owns your liver people so....be aware

 

[MegustaMucho]

Nice.. but English wins anyways. Even if I'm a French bastard (I'm from Québec), I still prefer English to speak with others. It's not the international language for nothing, after all.

t'es vraiment trop nul

 

[Chairman Kaga]

POUTINE OWNS YOUR SOUL, DUDE!

Yeah Poutine owns everything !! it even owns your liver people so....be aware

Frenchman stole mah poutine!!!

 

[Mapexdrums]

Hey Rox...c'est juste extremement dur à dire en anglais ta plus longue phrase du début hahaha ridicule ! j'aime ca les choses de meme ca mfait bien rire pi en plus ben......mmm ouin c pas mal ca

 

[OvSeth]

Français:
'de 1H58 à 2H02 : de une heure cinquante-huit à deux heures deux.'

English
'from two to two to two past two'

Français :
'Trois sorcières regardent trois montres Swatch. Quelle sorcière regarde quelle montre Swatch ?'

English
'Three witches are watching three Swatch watches. Which witch is watching which Swatch watch??

Et maintenant pour les spécialistes...

Be ready!

Français:
'Trois sorcières suédoises et transsexuelles regardent les boutons de trois montres Swatch suisses. Quelle sorcière suédoise transsexuelle regarde quel bouton de quelle montre Swatch suisse?'

English: (accrochez-vous):
'Three transexual Swedish witches are watching the buttons of three Swiss Swatch watches. Which transexual Swedish witch is watching which Swiss Swatch watch's button?'

Not to be an ass, but I corrected the sentences so they'd make more sense/be correct grammatically. They aren't as hard this way. English wins.

Just having fun, lol. I know that this isn't serious .

Edit: I'm not sure about "Swiss Swatch watches button?" lol. It's buttons, is it correct?

 

[enjoi17]

watch's