Friday Post: Slipknot Versus Opeth

[TheWyvern]

Greeetingz

now iknowz teh Shit talkinig hat has beez goin' down aginast SLipgaot on dis msg bored so me and my friend Daryl who iz better than that Michel Lagerfeld anyway on the guitar, dat man haz da skills.

Letz look at da facts yeah? Slipnot sells millionz of copies of ONE ALBUm, OPef sell like 90 copies of all their albumz. Also you could fit all the Slipnote songs into one OPef song coZ they are so long and boring!! I have A.D.D. And I can't sit around for 13 minutesZ and watch Deliverence on da Laments DVD with that Jennifer Lopez on drumz, who btw is sHit compared to Joeyz Jordiinsons, just watch the revolving drum kit on YouTube yeah?

Secondly they are heaviest band on the interwebz for surez. Their new singlez is proper death metal and doesnt have pussy weepy vocals like Jean Michelle Akerjarres in it. Will the children cry? Only whenz they listenz to Izolation YearZ!

Thirdly, no-one playz fast guitarz in the band. Any we all no fazt is the bestest so Mick 7 is clearly powns on teh Fred Axl-Foleysonz.

Forfly, they makez da mistake of creating da synth soundz live when they could pre-record dat shit and drop in tru a phat sound system like Slapsnot do wit teh DJ Sid. He iz best DJ in the world and I have all his solo albumz as well, they make my Ford Escort vibrate wit the basz innit.

What waz the question?

 

[Isengard]

What?

 

[pyr0rrzzz]

boring thread

Delete plz

 

[isolation_years]

that was almost funny

no one listens to isolation years haha

 

[N3M3S1S]

Speachless...

 

[Ninfix]

I wonder what's for dinner... Oh, right, I forgot, my mom is on holidays. Guess it'll be microwave-food, then.

 

[Carta's]

Samsara, I feel you man, you have my compassion

 

[Vega Skater]

Too far

 

[magnum_valentino]

Awesome post! Thanks for the smile!

 

[Mr Samsara]

Someone started their weekend early.

Let's keep the bans to a minimum this weekend... ok?

Cheers

 

[Kristopher]

I'm hurting through laughter so much right now.I think calling one of Slipknot's proper Death Metal finished me off!

 

[itsmeguys]

Is this guy trying to be a troll or something?

 

[Wander]

I think he's trying to be funny.

He kind of succeeded too.

 

[Kuski]

one of this forum's better threads. Now I can't get the imagination of jennifer lopez sitting on the drums and doing some blast beats out of my head :>

 

[Isengard]

I think he's trying to be funny.

He kind of succeeded too.

Funny as in "Man, you're so funny I can't stop laughing!" or funny as "Man, you're so dumb it is funny, did you lack oxygen at birth?"

Really, which one is it?

 

[Blackwater Demon]

"Hi my name is Corey Taylor and I have emotional problems. I take my mask off for a band called Stone Sour but put it back on for Slapknut. I enjoy pissing people off with my shitty lyrics and taking it in the arse from a drummer who can only play double bass. WIll you be my friend?"

 

[GT2000]

Dude - I thought that was hilarious.
Then I saw Darkferret20's avatar above. And THAT made me cry I was laughing so hard!!!!
Damn that's good - the Hulkster getting some Warrior love

 

[ever dying]

Hilarious!
Man, those trolls get better every damn time!

 

[Katatonic89]

That troll sucked.

 

[Mr Samsara]

and then that one guy got banned and we all laaaaughed..... yeah.... good times....... good times.