- when i blow my nose my snots are yellow.
- i threw a snowball at a fat puerto rican girl's head this morning. i also threw one at a cab. i hit both.
- i have to try taking that medication again tonight. the one that made me pass out and hit my face. i'm like, not too psyched about it.
- people keep asking me 'what's wrong?' and i just don't want to tell them because no one can keep their mouth shut.. it's that thing where like, every person has to tell ONE person and then the whole world knows. how do you say nicely 'you are wrong with me'.
- my sister is getting breast implants. she's lost her fucking mind too apparently.
- my dad wears a sock puppet sometimes named eddie and he will say things like, 'eddie doesn't like.... eggplant'. this sock seems to be a manifestation of the nerve disease my dad has (trigeminal neuralgia of the atypical kind). like, whenever he feels sick, eddie comes out. my dad is funny. today i made an eddie for myself but it wasn't the same.
- if someone rapes/otherwise ruins this thread, i am going to pretend to ignore it, but then go home, light a few candles, and put a real, actual curse on them.
- listening to scentless apprentice while running on a treadmill is fun.
- i threw a snowball at a fat puerto rican girl's head this morning. i also threw one at a cab. i hit both.
- i have to try taking that medication again tonight. the one that made me pass out and hit my face. i'm like, not too psyched about it.
- people keep asking me 'what's wrong?' and i just don't want to tell them because no one can keep their mouth shut.. it's that thing where like, every person has to tell ONE person and then the whole world knows. how do you say nicely 'you are wrong with me'.
- my sister is getting breast implants. she's lost her fucking mind too apparently.
- my dad wears a sock puppet sometimes named eddie and he will say things like, 'eddie doesn't like.... eggplant'. this sock seems to be a manifestation of the nerve disease my dad has (trigeminal neuralgia of the atypical kind). like, whenever he feels sick, eddie comes out. my dad is funny. today i made an eddie for myself but it wasn't the same.
- if someone rapes/otherwise ruins this thread, i am going to pretend to ignore it, but then go home, light a few candles, and put a real, actual curse on them.
- listening to scentless apprentice while running on a treadmill is fun.