- Feb 10, 2007
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So tonight in my drunken splendor, I decide, "Fuck cabs!" So I take off hiking thru Fish Creek Park... wikipeidia it if ya want... anywho, it it minus 20 with the wind chill tonight. I come across some deer tracks and follow those, all the while singing and talking to the 5 coyotes that are following/circleing me.... the tracks lead me to a creek about 15 feet wiide and at least 5 feet deep at the middle.
I say, FUCK THAT! So I continue to walk until the moon lights up a fallen tree. t was a giant step to hit the fallen tree, and the weight wwas too much. I went right thry
So I literaly dry humped this tree to dryness and ran to the road to hithc a ride home. Did not get one... So I kicked in 5 bus shelters... and threatened some poor assholes life
I say, FUCK THAT! So I continue to walk until the moon lights up a fallen tree. t was a giant step to hit the fallen tree, and the weight wwas too much. I went right thry
So I literaly dry humped this tree to dryness and ran to the road to hithc a ride home. Did not get one... So I kicked in 5 bus shelters... and threatened some poor assholes life