Fucking awesome (St. Patty's related)

[Necromunchkin]

So I'm looking for something cool to do St Patrick's Day that isn't the usual bullshit. And a bar near my house is advertising this:

The "No Irish Allowed St. Patty's Day All Spanking Soiree," where you can "paint the town red like an Irish Girl's crotch" with free leg humping by Artie the Irish Amputee for the first 128 people (or until Artie is spent), Scottish head-butting with a guy named Scott, a Scottish mariachi band at 8 p.m., and one dollar green tequila shots.


fucking hell that's just awesome.

 

[Krilons Resa]

You really wanna get leg-humped by Artie The Amputee that badly, eh?

 

[Necromunchkin]

Oh, I'm not going. But I thought it was pretty hilarious.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Godamnit!!

I was really looking forward to hearing the story about how you were shitfaced off bourbon "accidentally" slipped your "munchkin" into Artie The Amputee's cornhole.