Fun with Metal!

[Neptune]

Such a legend,Happy Birthday Mr.Halford

 

[Slammed]

KK seems less than sure about the guy's legendary status

 

[Neptune]

I really can’t stomach how the guy shits all over his past!

 

[Slammed]

And he's getting worse as days go on. I thought he was bad when his book came out but he's gotten so much worse lately. I understand he's bitter, maybe he shouldn't be because everything that's happened has been by his own hand, but I understand some people struggle to let things go. But sheesh that guy seems to invent shit just to try and make the band look bad, he seems to have no idea how bad it makes him look.

 

[Slammed]

It's sad that the highlight of my day is listening in on a primary school class chat about nothing in particular.

OOOHHH My day could be on the improve. My daughter's teacher sent the kids a message saying times are difficult etc etc, and if the kids wanted to talk to their teacher they could send the teacher a message and the teacher would give them a ring. So far with home schooling the school has discouraged this, but it seems the teachers are going off their own back. My daughter's teacher is very easy on the eyes, she's always bubbly and fun to talk to. I think I'm having trouble with home schooling and I need help I need to ask the teacher to give me a call!!!

 

[Neptune]

Well that’s encouraging but it’s for the kids Slammed and I think your wife would cut thy balls off!!!But that is tempting lol!

 

[Slammed]

I wonder who would twig to shenanigans first, my wife or the teacher when she realises it's only me she's talking to, not the student

 

[Neptune]

 

[Slammed]

You reckon this statue is on his own front doorstep?

 

[redfly]

If not now someday!

 

[Slammed]

He can headbutt his own crotch

 

[redfly]

A dream come true.

 

[Slammed]

What he needs to do it make it a greeter, put a speaker in it and when someone comes to the front door he speaks through an intercom, or even better sings.

 

[redfly]

Hahaha yes. Yes he does.

 

[redfly]

 

[Slammed]

70,000 tonnes of metal!

 

[redfly]

Actually. It's the Megacruise lol. I thought it was the 70,000 tons cruise as well.

 

[Slammed]

Oh, okay, I didn't think Metal Church were on Megacruise, but obviously they were.

 

[redfly]

Haha yeah me too. It's weird, Mike doesn't look that much shorter than Chuck here. but some of those old Metal Church photos Mike looks a good bit shorter than the other guys (not including Big John is just taller than everyone) I doubt those guys are all as tall as Chuck.

 

[Slammed]

If there is another Megacruise I wonder if Dave might get thrown overboard