Funniest album cover ever thread

[MadeInNewJersey]

While I sit here and wait for my very, VERY late friends, so I can get my ass to the Metalfest, I decided we needed a thread with funny album covers, even though the vast majority of them will unintentionally be hilarious, which makes them even funnier! Anyway...

My contribution:

That's fucking funny! It's broad daylight! In a forest! And this goofball (yes Dreamlord, I realize that's your beloved Rob Darken) is wearing full "armour" and corpsepaint!

 

[neal]

wow. with a cover like that, how could it not be cheesy bad production shitty black metal?
-neal

 

[neal]

that was in respose to marks.
-neal

 

[J.]

That's fucking funny! It's broad daylight! In a forest! And this goofball (yes Dreamlord, I realize that's your beloved Rob Darken) is wearing full "armour" and corpsepaint!

The Pagan Trinity shall spill your blood!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

wow. with a cover like that, how could it not be cheesy bad production shitty black metal?
-neal

Hey, I only said the COVER was funny. The music fucking owns, and it's hardly "cheesy bad production shitty black metal." That honor is reserved for your beloved The Kovenant.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

@phyre: Good one! I remember buying that on cassette and my mother smacking me in the face when I showed her!

@Dreamlord: Hey! What are you doing here?

 

[J.]

Defending the Pagan spirit........or something like that!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

@Dreamlord: Well, I wish you'd come by more often. Seriously.

@phyre: Luckily, no. She removed the studded glove; I just got the fistful of knuckles.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Funniest. Album Cover. Ever. And yes, I snagged this from a German website, go figure.

 

[neal]

ya know, fuck you all. fuck you all right in the ear.
-neal

 

[iconbertone]

Well, there's certainly nothing wrong with any of those elements (corpsepaint, armour, forest, daylight) by themselves. But combining them all is maybe a tad... Uh, whatever, here goes, the solo project of Capricornus from, surprise, Graveland:

"The Fate Worse Than Death", click for full size.

HOLY SHIT!!! this is the funniest album cover ever...what the fuck was he thinking!

 

[Demonspell]

Darkane's Insanity album has to one of the most poorly designed covers I can remember...

 

[Doom]

Clearly you guys have never heard of the blackest Czech BM horde...

"We hate today's sweet keyboards-based bands. It is not true Black Metal, it is sweet shit. Keyboards are good for disco-music. It was a shame to use it in Metal in old times. And female vocals? We prefer to use mouths of girls for totally different activities..."

 

[haddsie]

Funniest. Album Cover. Ever. And yes, I snagged this from a German website, go figure.

I'm not sure, it's a tough battle for funniest, but this one definitely wins the "most blatantly homosexual" award

("not that there's anything wrong with that" )

 

[bloodfiredeath]

Are there two different covers of Graveland's Thousand Swords? Mine is a different picture and black and white.

 

[Demonspell]

How can anyone forget Immortal's Battles In The North? (sorry Dreamlord, again...)

 

[J.]

How can anyone forget Immortal's Battles In The North? (sorry Dreamlord, again...)

No worries. I agree. That cover deserves all the scrutiny coming its way.

 

[Ayeka]

@phyre: Good one! I remember buying that on cassette and my mother smacking me in the face when I showed her!

Hey, I got Fistful Of Metal on cassette also, sweet my parents know to stay well away from my music though

Shit me, now, where to start...you think Into Glory Ride's a funny cover? Go find a copy of Anthology at the end of the day, though, ManOwaR reign uber alles!

I love these BM album covers. Anyone seen the cover of The Older Ones by Old Funeral? Four loons suffering from constipation at a fancy dress party held in the forests. I'd love to find out which one is Varg Vikernes...and who's the dude who looks like The Hives' singer.

Anyway, here's my cover:

...which I'm only attatching cos I find the one I REALLY want to attatch and it's too big anyway. Bugger!

 

[Soul_Schizm]

Just for you, Demonspell

I know there's another one around here, just can't find it. oh well

 

[Soul_Schizm]

Here it is!

--S