Funniest/Awesomest Signature

the sig with Jbroll's best quote ever. the one about beating one pregger with another. fucking awesome. Jbroll, you are a fucking GENIUS. salut! haha
 
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This sig is from a guy an a different fourm but it cracks me up

The British speech:
"If you are ferocious in battle, remember be magnanimous in victory, we go to liberate, not to conquer. We are entering Iraq to free a people, and the only flag that will be flown in that ancient land is their own. Don't treat them as refugees, for they are in their own country. If there are casualties of war, then remember, when they woke up and got dressed in the morning they did not plan to die this day. Allow them dignity in death. Bury them properly and mark their graves. You will be shunned unless your conduct is of the highest, for your deeds will follow you down history. Iraq is steeped in history. It is the site of the Garden of Eden, of the Great Flood and the birth of Abraham. Tread lightly there."

The US speech :
"When the president says 'Go', look out - it's hammer time" (followed by "We Will Rock You" at high volume)
 
It actually scares me when I see quotes of myself in other people's signatures... something like "Wait, did I actually say that? What the fucking fuck? Where? And how have I seriously gotten this far without getting dragged away to a clinic?"

I know there were others, too... one about a complete and total nervous breakdown that has left me with false memories that up is bacon and something like that...

I'm a bit partial to Mike's "devil's lettuce" quote...

Jeff