funniest song title ever?

[Hedon-]

my vote:

Nile - Chapter for transforming into a snake

 

[hezagenius]

Pretty much anything by Anal Cunt

"Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band"

"Still a Freshman After All These Years"

"You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay)"


Honorable Mention
Behemoth - "Christgrinding Avenue"

 

[DirTh]

Anything by Begging For Incest makes me laugh.

eg. Gangbang the Preteen, Guttural Anal Stuff.

 

[Walls1441]

We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

 

[RoadKing]

Frank Zappa:

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Nanook Rubs It
Dong Work For Yuda
Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
Didja Get Any Onya
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?

(So many great ones, these are some of my personal faves...)

And a classic from Pink Floyd:

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict

(Try getting really baked sometime and crank this one through some good headphones... :zombie:)

 

[Mantraschism]

'Christraping Black Metal' by Marduk is a hilarious song title, I think. 'Christrape' has now become my favorite new verb. I just use it as a more intense form of 'rape'.

And obviously Immortal has a lot of classics.

 

[Twelveby5]

Furze's album title - Beneath The Odd-Edge Sounds To The Twilight Contract Of the Black Fascist

 

[BlackLodge]

Doktor Kosmos - Crazy Negroes Eating Magic Mushrooms Watching TV & Clapping Their Hands

 

[Twelveby5]

Napalm Death - Puritanical Punishment Beating
Cattle Decapitation - Of Human Pride & Flatulence

 

[Lothlorien]

Nargaroth -the day burzum killed mayhem

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Mirrorthrone - The Scream To Express The Hate Of A Race

Or one of our new hammering moss songs: "Periodically, A Rapper Strikes The Plate To Knock The Dust Cake Into A Collection Hopper"

 

[Twelveby5]

Bal Sagoth - The Dark Liege of Chaos is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'zuri-Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborian Empire Part II)

 

[tchocky]

Nile - Masturbating The War God

 

[CadenZ]

This is easy...the best and funniest song title by far is Anal Cunt's I Ate Your Horse. First time I heard it (and the song) I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes...there's just something in the blunt statement: "I ate your horse" that kills me. Also, why horse? Why not wife, child or something like that which one could expect from AC...but your horse? Cracks me up everytime!

 

[Crepuscularia]

"Through Bastard Fire My Metal Chariots Gallop"

 

[Lightbulb Sun]

"Install a Beak in the Heart That Clucks Time in Arabic" - 65daysofstatic

Not as good as some of these other ones....

 

[Perdido]

Just look at the back of any black or death metal album and boom, instant comedy.

 

[woodsmoke]

Nargaroth -the day burzum killed mayhem

I'm having this song played on my funeral.

 

[Holocaust on the Moon]

"Through Bastard Fire My Metal Chariots Gallop"

This.

 

[funeralportrait91]

I Breathe Spears - 1349