Funniest Song Titles?

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Eternal Tears Of Sorrow - Sick, Dirty & Mean

 

[Skintrade]

Get hold of all Anal Cunt's albums and start from the top

 

[Spirit In Black]

^^ yeah anal cunt has some funny ones

Kalibas - Smells Like Menapause
Aborted - Nailed Through Her Cunt
Aborted - Skullfuck Crescendo
Impaled - Faecal Rites

 

[AzraelAlexander]

i heard about some anal cunt black metal side project. saw the titles to the songs. funny as hell.........wait maybe it was anal blast......can't remember. also in a Behemoth song funniest lyrics i've ever read.......Microcosmic snowflake death. think the song was Of Sephrothic Transformation and Carnality or something like that.

 

[Oceanic Motion]

GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN MOONGOATS OF THE NORTH
FORLONED INVOCATIONS OF BLASPHEMOUS CONGREGATIONS OF LUSTING GOAT SODOMIZING SATHANIS
GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN GAY BAR
MASTURBATING ON THE UNHOLY INVERTED TRACKS OF THE GRIM & FROSTBITTEN NECROBOBSLEDDERS
GAZING AT THE BLASPHEMOUS MOON WHILE PERCHED ATOP A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FORSAKEN CREST OF THE / NORTHERN MOUNTIAN
etc...

Sorry bout the caps, i copied and pasted from the Impaled Northern Moon Forest page.

 

[AzraelAlexander]

GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN MOONGOATS OF THE NORTH
FORLONED INVOCATIONS OF BLASPHEMOUS CONGREGATIONS OF LUSTING GOAT SODOMIZING SATHANIS
GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN GAY BAR
MASTURBATING ON THE UNHOLY INVERTED TRACKS OF THE GRIM & FROSTBITTEN NECROBOBSLEDDERS
GAZING AT THE BLASPHEMOUS MOON WHILE PERCHED ATOP A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FORSAKEN CREST OF THE / NORTHERN MOUNTIAN
etc...

Sorry bout the caps, i copied and pasted from the Impaled Northern Moon Forest page.

got a link to that page?

 

[SculptedCold]

impaled northern moonforest titles are the funniest in my opinion, and asides from AC, i'll mention the one I always mention; 'The Liquid of my Shit is on my Ears' (Hybrid Viscery)

 

[MightyDrynwhyl]

any song by The Locust or the great Melt Banana

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

\m/ The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office \m/

 

[Under a Stone]

Demilich's The Planet That Once Used To Absorb Flesh In Order To Achieve Divinity And Immortality (Suffocated To The Flesh That It Desired)

 

[Barnolde]

Skinless - Pool Of Stool

 

[None_So_Vile]

Any old Carcass tunes, haha, the ones on reek of putrefaction are hilarious

 

[Under a Stone]

Exhumed - In The Name of Gore

 

[5thSeason]

Get hold of all Anal Cunt's albums and start from the top

haha, thats what I was gonna say

"I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth" & "Van Full Of Retards" are some of the best song titles EVER, lol.

 

[Slayed Necros]

I went back in time and voted for Hitler - AC.

 

[Tool]

Our Band is Wicked Sick (We've got the Flu)

 

[i_raise_my_hand_against_it_all]

i rekon one of the best is by a band called cumchrist, the song name is " god owes me money". anal cunt also have great ones. "you look adopted" and"you were too ugly to rape so i just beat the shit out of you" are fuckin classics

 

[Under The Oak]

Any old Carcass tunes, haha, the ones on reek of putrefaction are hilarious

Yeah, I like "Keep on Rotting in the Free World", "Genital Grinder" and "Corporal Jigsore Quandary".

 

[Under a Stone]

Anal Cunt's "You Are A Good Food Critic" and "No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band"

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Anal Cunt:

No, We're not "In Da House", You Stupid Fucking Wigger
Living Colour is My Favorite Black Metal Band
Hitler was a Sensitive Man
You Must be Wicked Underground if You Own This
I Became a Counsoler So I Could Tell Rape Victoms They Asked For It
I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid

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