"Q: Hi. I'm interested in your item, but I'm deaf. Unfortunately, there is no closed-captioning in your video, so I cannot verify the quality. Can you add captioning for us deaf people? There is so much discrimination against us on the internet, it is criminal! Nov-19-10
A: If you are deaf, then you MUST be an audio engineer. Sadly, you are confused as there is no need to verify the audio quality of a high five (from Neve API GML UREI SSL studio). Its about the attitude of the slap, not the sound... Just like pop music. But since you asked, I can provide the audio EVEN to the deaf, just close your eyes and listen... What do you hear? Nothing? Correct! As that is the sound of a high five with only one participant ie what is shown in the video. The cat refused to give me a fuzzy four, and I have moved on. As I have cured your deafness, I expect full credits on your next Kanye West CD. Bid high and bid often, thanks.
Q: HEllo, I have been looking for a high five in my home country of nigeria for may years but simply alas to no such avail. I would liek to offer you the unique opportunity to end high five auction early if you would paypal me small sum of 2,000 US i will then paypal you total amount of 20,000US, you see my brother is nigerian prince who has been sent to US on official business and i need 2,000 to fly to him to get his paypal info which i will then paypal you the total amount for your hand. This hand will be used here in ghana to replace other hand i lost in speedboat accident. since then i can not work as top mixer in france in NEVE API CALREC HELIOS AMPEX TELETRONIX ADR STUDER MASSENBURG EMI studio. as you can see we have nice gear here in Lithuania. So, plaese to email your correspondence soon, as i am pleasurely awaiting you ending this auction early so as to commence our business transactions yours truly Michael Jackson (owner of THRILLER BOARD) but not american Michael Jackson Nov-18-10
A: No luck Mr. Scammer. I auctioned a HUG (from API NEVE SSL GML UREI studio) last year and already fell for that scam... Scammers need not bid as I will not allow your own airline/limousine to pick me up... Last time I ended up in a NON API NEVE SSL GML UREI studio dumpster in Ghana. All they had was a tascam 4 track and an sm57...
Q: Was said hand used in a smokeless studio? Nov-18-10
A: No. I am going to be honest since I want to maintain my flawless feedback. This hand has seen smoke... a few types... and has also been used for other non- high five (from API NEVE SSL GML UREI studio) activities. The hand shows no signs of smoke damage and has been tested thoroughly in my API NEVE SSL GML UREI studio!"
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