Andale Andale Andale!
Burritos are my favorite food
so I always stick them in the microwave.
I take out a plate and a plastic fork and
sit down and eat it with Dave.
Then Marco and Shann say "let's have a shoe"
so then I have a spazztic puke.
Speedy Gonzales is my favorite show
and I sit down and watch it every day
Sylvester won't catch him no matter how hard he tries
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Yes, I live for Mexicalli and it lives for me
my mom says I'm immature but she doesn't see...
...That Mexicalli is a way of life
I cut my burritos with a butcher knife.
I'll never go to Taco Bell 'cause
Burger King rules and their tacos smell.
Whopper, fries, double deluxe, hamburger, chicken tenders, large coke, sundae, junior whopper with cheese.
This is a Burger King town we know how burgers should be!
Well, we got our surfboard's we're gonna get tubed
We're gonna surf the nation, just me and you
Let's go surfin', don't know any other way
C'mon, let's go surfin' USA dude!
Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble
originated surfin' without any trouble
They started doing the "Bedrock surf"
and the Jetsons did it for all it's worth!
Kentucky fried chicken, McDonald's, Taco Bell, Skippers, Wendy's, Arctic Circle, Godfathers, Subway, Arbys, Pietroes
You can eat wherever you want but one thing I know for sure is all those places suck but Burger King rules!
Well I ate at every place I could think of
but I couldn't get the satisfaction that I was looking for
I ate all kinds of food, every single damn thing
but then I went and ate at Burger King...
And I loved it!
I ate at Burger King
And I loved it!
Ohh, my stomach started to sing
I loved it!
I ate at mmm Burger King
I loved it!
And my stomach started to sing!
Do you wanna be a hardcore?
Do you wanna be a hardcore?
Do you wanna shave your head and wear a bandanna?
Do you wanna wear combat boots and suspenders?
Do you wanna be a hardcore?
Do you wanna be a hardcore?
Do you wanna shave your head and wear a bandanna?
Do you wanna wear combat boots and be a Nazi?
(Yahtzee skin)
It's not fair, I used to have long hair
I liked Metallica and Slayer and all those other death bands, but too many people gave me shit about it
and I just couldn't handle it, so I shaved my head, bought some boots, and now I'm a a true hardcore! And ya' known something I fit in!
Do you wanna be a hardcore?
Do you wanna be a hardcore?
Do you wanna shave your head and wear a bandanna?
Do you wanna wear combat boots and be a Nazi?
Oh, whoa, what is this?
Oh come on man this is heavy metal I've been out of this since '82 man. Play something that's in with the scene play something that's in man c'mon take if off!
C'mon man take this off man, this is death metal you known I can't handle this I can only listen to hardcore man that's because it's in, I feel cool!
Oh yeah alright, generic punk my favorite
that's right, you know what's cool.
Board Games!
Clue! Parker Brothers! Monopoly! Milton Bradley!
Risk! Connect Four! Battleship! Stratego!
Then one foggy christmas eve
santa came to say
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the other reindeer
They all laughed with glee
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
you'll go down in history!
(You can't rap worth shit!)
Mexicalli is a way of life
I cut my burritos with a butcher knife.
I'll never go to Taco Bell 'cause
Burger King rules and their tacos smell.
Yes, I do live for Mexicalli and it does live for me
You may think I'm immature but look into reality...
If yer' serious, you lose!
Mexicalli, Burger King, Surf, Fast Food Blues, Do 'ya wanna be a hardcore, It's not fair, have long hair, mershout, death, generic punk, boardgames for christmas, rap song.
