Funny metal lyrics

[Oblivious Maximus]

What are some funny metal lyrics? Intertional or unintentional.

Type O Negative- I Like Goils

Forget the jar of Vaseline
Hey rich-bitch boy I'm not gonna be your queen
And yeah,
You can drool, beg me and hope
There's no damn way I'm playing drop the soap
OK,
I know I'm strange but I ain't no queer
So take your rage and disappear
But I'm proud not to be PC
'Cause -

I like goils
Bad goils all over this world

Now I don't know whose ass you've licked
No shit-tongued boy will ever taste my dick
He says:
"How 'bout no sex - we'll just be friends"
Hey no thanks Pal, I'll stick to lesbians
You're right
A sexist pig, I guess it's true
(I hate all men including you)
I don't care what you think of me
'Cause -

I like goils
Bad goils all over this world

I'm quite flattered that you think I'm cute
But I don't deal well with compacted poop
So look,
If my views make you annoyed
You're just jealous I don't have hemorrhoids
So now,
To make it clear that you can't bone me
My tattooed ass reads "exit only"
I don't care much for sodomy
'Cause -

I like goils
Bad goils all over this world

Impaled Nazarene- I Eat Pussy for Breakfast

I am the thunder of love and pain
My heterosexual weapon will drive you insane
My semen is made of hellfire
To have it inside of you is your biggest desire
Women of all ages and races
Are begging to be my love slaves
Sex machine
Iron man
I am the horniest motherfucker on earth!

 

[oneshotendsthiswar]

I am the thunder of love and pain
My heterosexual weapon will drive you insane
My semen is made of hellfire
To have it inside of you is your biggest desire
Women of all ages and races
Are begging to be my love slaves
Sex machine
Iron man


hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Anything by Anal Cunt. Oh wait, that isn't metal.

 

[ubiquitos]

lmao go anal cunt

 

[Donnie Darko]

a funny song title is Type O Negative - Kill All The White People