Gangsta and Porn Names

[DarbysDad]

I thought you all might like this:

http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/index.php

my porn name is Captain Spreadum, gots to love the chonch

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

My first name gets me Lana Jizz, and my full name gets me Tonya Spankadocious.

The pet names are fun.

 

[ThraxDude]

Humpy Nastee
or.......
Sir Hard

 

[Devin_Damien]

Gangsta names! Yeah Boyeeeeeeeeeee!
Full name got me: Rank Dirty Gorilla
Nickname got me: Sherman Tank G

Porn names! Nice!
Full name got me: Ricky Fuegobutt .....don't ask me....lol
Nickname got me: Lex Sticky ....kinda lame

I tried some famous people for porn names.....I have too much free time today!

Scott Ian: Slappy Hump ROFL
Dimebag Darrell : Sweat Dangle
Brentney Spears: Captain Hard
Charlie Benante: Captain Hard .....what a fuckin coincidence!
Frank Bello: Don Hymen ......ROFL
John Bush : Sweat Slapalot ( I think his Real name is better ...LOL)
Rob Caggiano : Harley Nekkid, D.D.S.
Joey Belladonna: Dick Spankalicious ... Probably the best one! LOL
Neil Turbin: (Oh yeah.. I went ole skool) Slick Stroker
Bruce Dickinson: Bruce Dickinyourmother

OK...I made the last one up....ROFL

Merry Metal Xmas to you all!

 

[DarbysDad]

My Gangsta name is John Cougar Bitch,

 

[KY_Fried442]

Porn name: Johnny Swank
Gangsta name: Clowny Melon Balls
Wife's Pet Name: Thunder Schmookiddy-Dooks

 

[Dragons_Kin]

My full name gangsta name is Rump-thumpin Fish
My first name gangst name is Cow-tippin Lumpynutz
My full name porn name is Humpy Tang
My first name porn name is Corporal Spankalicious

 

[ThraxDude]

That is strange how Brentney and Charlie are the same...

 

[CyThrax]

Gangsta: Secret Bitch Ass

Porno: Ricky Hardcore (I was hoping for Buck Nekkid a la George Costanza)

My Wife's Pet name: Creamy Nubblies

 

[MuffinCrisis]

Gangsta name = Machete Masta Rhino Banga
Porn name = Sir Fuzzynuts
Taxi name = Phazeplänte Kennedy
Significant other pet name = Fir Nutz

 

[GregadetH]

ganksta name : Tree Trunk Bastard
Porn name: Daddy Hardcore

SWEET!

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

Porn name is Johnny Slamm.

Somehow, my not so tough gangster name is: Fried Green Poo-poo Pants

Umm--Excuse me???

 

[Arg_Hamster]

In the hood they now call me: Off Da Hook Slim Jimma! Thaz'right biatch...

My first porn name was lame: Johnny Spankalot.
So I changed it to: Slappy the Really Famous Porn Star

 

[Mistress69]

I don't think I need a new name.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Scary...

 

[Metal Maiden]

Barbie Hardcore here.

 

[DarbysDad]

Barbie, can I get some cookies?

 

[Metal Maiden]

I'm sorry, Santa took them.

 

[DarbysDad]

That Bastard, he knows Maiden rules!!!!

 

[SCott308]

Full Name Gangsta Name: Good-ass Forty Sippa
User Name Gangsta Name: Clowny Pee Hands
Full Name Porn Name: Corporal Slamm
Used Name Porn Name: Harry Spreadum
Taxi Driver Names: Zzmükhan Schneider and Füb Miller
Pet Name: Shit Huevos-- I don't think I will be using that one at any point.

Zzmükhan