Favorite Porn

speaking of bestiality...

I was browsing adamsandler.com and found some chick giving hand to a Walrus... well sort of.
Check out the "Behind The Scenes" footage of Sandler and Sivuqoc if you don't believe me.
 
Recently, I had the misfortune of renting one of the lamest porn films I have ever seen. Stay away from the Masseuse starring Jenna Jameson. I know that it sounds like it should be good, as it has Jenna in it, but she was not enough to save this pile of crap. I think when they made this, they tried to make it more "film" and less "porn." Didn't work. Here's how bad it was: my wife and I watched it, and then went to bed and SLEPT. By the time the movie was over, it had defeated the purpose of watching it in the first place. It was boring. The movie was more than 30 minutes in before the first sex scene. Jenna has sex with a guy only at the very end of the film. She has sex with a chick using a strap-on, but they don't really show penetration, its mostly just them grinding. She is tied up in one scene and the guy kind-of bangs her with the end of a whip, but doesn't do much with it. Oh yeah, Jenna gives a hand job and a blow job. There is one other quick scene with some other chick and a guy that is going on when the main guy walks in and sees them, but he leaves and the scene ends soon. Boring, boring movie. Way too much plot. Thought I would be nice and get one that pretended to be a movie for the wife instead of a hardcore all-sex film. Last time I do that. Fuck plots. I'm done with 'em.

Save your money and don't rent this one.

Scott