It is no surprise that I have been select to host this year's MTV Europe Music Awards, which will be locate in Portugal. I apologize that I absent for make this announcement today, but I have a visa delay, due to sex-crime misunderstanding.
Since it was launched one year ago, MTV is still my country's number one soft-porno channel. I very much enjoy make hand relief to the singing prostitutes. Nice!
I look forward to meeting big a stars in popular music. Terence Trent D'Arby, C&C Music Manufacturing Plant, and also, world's most beautiful woman: Liza Minelli. Wow Wow Wee Waa! I would very much like to make romance inside her.
Since I have been give this job, I have also receive a letter from a lady called Victoria Beckhams. I do not know who you are, but if you are watching this, then my answer is yes, you may appear on the show in return for fellatio.
Those early Metallica covers are classics, but the disc of new material never clicked with me, even the best source material like Astronomy and the Melissa medley give off the impression of "even latter day Metallica can't ruin these songs, but they're pretty damn close..."