Garfield Without Garfield

The sad thing is that I remember half of those comics from when I read them. Garfield was the shiz back in the day.
Good stuff, though... I liked the empty paper sack one, and the problem with his pants.
 
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By far the funniest.
 
Are any of these actual dialogue, or new dialogue? If it's not the original dialogue, then it's nowhere near as interesting or "ingenious" as it sounds.