Gavin is a cunt

Naaaaah, he ain't cuntish to me. I'm not cool, I haven't met him BUT have had the pleasure to talk on the phone.. and even after an hour he didn't hang up. SO that cancels out scouse comments thus making him an uncunt, which I guessw ould be a dick but he isn't a dick either. He's non genitalish.
 
I don't mean non genitalish as in like.. he's a ladyboy or summat or a half tranny pre op thingy, the messy thing whatver, or them eunuchs, just,,, you know, he ain't any kind of genitals.