George Carlin's special...

[Opet]

Grievances & Complaints.

Anyone catch that? It was on Saturday night at 10 on HBO. It wasn't what I expected. I mean, I wasn't really laughing or clicking too much with what he was saying until the end. He saved the best for the end...of course. What better way to close out the show.

He narrowed down the 10 commandments from 10 to 2.

1. Thou shall be faithful and honest to the nookie provider.
2. Thou shall try not to kill.

If you saw it, the reasons he used were pretty good. Before he said goodbye, he also said he wanted to add one to make it 3 commandments.

3. Thou shall keep their religion to oneself!!

 

[Confessor]

I saw a bit of him on David Letterman.
He really sucked compared to what he can do when he speaks about whatever he wants,freely.
'I like sports cause i enjoy knowing that all these macho athletes have to vomit before each game. Any guy who takes a job where he has to puke first is my kind of guy.'
hehe

!us nioj

 

[ricochet]

Opet, I saw his special. I thought it was pretty good. I agree...he did save the best for last. Some of the stuff in the beginning was good but nothing compared to his older material. What did you think of his way to deal with Bin Laden? I thought that was pretty sick/funny. I need to pick up his new book. I think that would be an interesting read.

 

[HoserHellspawn]

I saw "You Are All Diseased" once, and have been looking for a copy to watch it again. Hs best two works are easily "Jammin' in New York" and "Back in Town".

"And, of course, the bullets and the bombs and the rockets are all shaped like dicks. It's part of a subconsious need to project the penis into other people's affairs. It's called FUCKING WITH PEOPLE."

"At about this time, somebody is telling you to get on the plane. I say: Fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane! Let Evil Knevil get on the plane, I'll be in here with you folks in uniform. Boy, there sure is a lot less WIND in here!"

"Why is it that most people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?"

...etc.