get this...

[Blitzkrieg]

I answered an add for a "Rhythym guitarist wanted to join thrash metal band" in my local area, and this is the email I got back after asking what sort of shit they are into:

Hey Jordan, I'm Scott. I'm the manager of 'Heretic', we play Thrash metal i.e. Slipknot, System Of A Down all that sort of shit..

I'll Hear From You Soon.

 

[Winmar]

Hahahahaha and I'm in a band which plays melodic death metal in the vein of Boyzone.

 

[spawn]

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by Blitzkrieg


I'll Hear From You Soon.

He isnt gonna hear from you, is he?

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[mattt]

ah hahahahahhahaa!

fucking hell ey!

stupid dumb fuckers!

 

[Goreripper]

Originally posted by Blitzkrieg
Hey Jordan, I'm Scott. I'm the manager of 'Heretic', we play Thrash metal i.e. Slipknot, System Of A Down all that sort of shit..

The "shit" part of that statement should be emphasised accordingly. Seriously, I have never heard anyone refer to Slipknot or SOAD as 'thrash metal' before! Maybe you should go to the audition and play some thrash riffs. A little Testament, Exodus, Slayer, early Metallica. If they ask what you're doing, say (in a loud voice) "I'm playing THRASH, stupid!" then trash their gear and walk out.

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by Goreripper

then trash their gear and walk out.

You are even more metal than fuck Goreripper

 

[Kem]

Hahaha. Dumbass
I didn't notice the thrash metal part first time I read it, it was that `I'll hear from you soon' that caught my eye. Haha! Fool!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Originally posted by Goreripper
Maybe you should go to the audition and play some thrash riffs. A little Testament, Exodus, Slayer, early Metallica. If they ask what you're doing, say (in a loud voice) "I'm playing THRASH, stupid!"

, I actually thought about doing that...

And no, he isn't going to hear back from me, hehe.

 

[Southy]

Yeah i like Goreripper's Idea

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

On this topic...

There are 2 guys interested in starting a glam metal band with me.... BUT.... one is early 30s and one is 25, and I am 19. Also, one lives in St. Albans (North West suburns), one lives in Ringwood (far East suburbs), and I live in East Bentleigh (south east). So we are all ages away from each other.

I don't think it would work out lol.

The singer apparently looks and sounds like Sebastian though.