Ghetto-attired Mexican Straight Edgers

[Malergion]

I shit you not. The metro system here provides the weirdest sort of entertainment imaginable.

I was trying to read, but they were too loud and obnoxious, so instead I just bathed in the weirdness of it all. Discuss.

 

[Captain Beard]

Punch them with fire?

 

[Metal head87]

So what kind of foh-ties do they drink, fauxties?

 

[Captain Beard]

They probably drink berry tea and have sprout sandwiches with whole wheat and soy.

 

[Malergion]

I gathered that while they are somewhat straight-edge, they would not abstain from sex. (this is all in ghetto gibberish, by the way).

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

 

[Malergion]

Not Airplane.
Wrong side of the ghetto, anyway.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh, I see, not bix nood, ey mang.

 

[Malergion]

bix nood?

 

[Captain Beard]

Long story.

 

[Malergion]

I remember seeing this now, and thinking the phrase "bix nood' was funny, but I wasn't aware it was that well known.