goat balls

[Shpongled]

lol @ all the rookie beards

 

[Phoenix5]

there should be a fu manchu contest on this board

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

It's been done. Neal is beard king.

The lead stoner is clearly me, though.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

lol @ all the rookie beards

But seriously though, some people just lucked out on facial hair genes

 

[Shpongled]

I always thought my beard was gonna be a pussy beard but it surprised me once I hit 24 or 25.

I still suck at mustaches though.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Hahaha I'm only like and inch and a half from you and Neal's league at my best and I'm only 18.

When I'm your age I will be beard king if I choose to. But right now it's fucking neal. Beard Wizard is more appropriate.

 

[Dred]

But seriously though, some people just lucked out on facial hair genes

Fuck you man. If that's you (and I'm assuming it is) you have infinitely more facial hair than I do, so shut it.

 

[Shpongled]

Don't be so sure of yourself John. I've seen the pics you posted recently, and you haven't seen my beard for a while. I'd say you've got a lot farther to go than you think. Unless you're strictly talking about the LENGTH of the hairs on your face. Maybe you're close that way but based on your recent pics it looks like your beard has an opacity setting of about 45%

But I totally wouldn't be surprised if you had a more epic beard than most by the time you're my age, because when I was 18 I was convinced I'd never grow a single facial hair in my entire life.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I haven't had my beard at full length, at least not in photo, since a few months after Chicago mang. And I think I had cut it a few months before Chicago too. Couldn't help it though, if I let it grow freely one side is always thicker.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I say shave the goatee or grow a full on beard.

Those little nutsack goatees are puerile--they're like Nickelodeon presents 'My First Beard' beards, all the rage in the freshman halls in college and in people too chicken shit to go all the way.

Shave it off or grow it out!

Im 28 and I am unable to grow a full beard.
Still the cutest mother fucker in all the land though.

 

[Lunar Still]

Max should grow out a big Civil War mustache.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I don't think I'm capable of such a thing, but if I am, I so will.

 

[neal]

It's been done. Neal is beard king.

im pretty sure i have the longest beard, but others certainly have thicker beards. its arguable which is preferable, but i appreciate your vote!

The lead stoner is clearly me, though.

im not trying to brag/glorify my 'drug' abuse, but im pretty sure i smoke a lot more than anyone else on here. a lot more. trust me on this.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

You look like a wizard, though. And I think that's pretty rad.

 

[Shpongled]

im not trying to brag/glorify my 'drug' abuse, but im pretty sure i smoke a lot more than anyone else on here. a lot more. trust me on this.

Neal stayed at my place for a few days once a couple years back.

I still haven't been able to put the batteries back into my smoke detector yet.

 

[neal]

probably make a return apartment smogging in the spring or something!