God hates...

[Will Bozarth]

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

God hates lamp

Hahaha, clever.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

 

[Will Bozarth]

man, that's the be all, end all post for this thread. well done

 

[Metal head87]

 

[JBroll]

...but the Bible repeated says that there's forgiveness and a chance to redeem yourself...

It does, however, list the unforgivable sin of denying the Holy Spirit, feature God killing a whole lot of fuckers for this-and-that, give reason after reason for murdering other people... Christianity and the Bible give Christianity a bad name, these people are just cherry-picking a few different verses.

Jeff

 

[Calamitas1786]

 

[deathstrike from hell]

Obscure?

 

[Will Bozarth]

^^^

edit: not his post

 

[deathstrike from hell]

God Will. Have we really been doing this for 5 years already?? I shouldve made you a 5 year anniversary cake

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

God's just mad because he doesn't exist
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[Calamitas1786]

God's just mad because he doesn't exist
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*head explodes*

 

[EricT]

I remember last year when the Church Sign Generator and the Activist Sign Generator were huge... Some funny shit spawned out of that craze. Some unfunny pointless shit too, though.

 

[Metal head87]

 

[Will Bozarth]

God Will. Have we really been doing this for 5 years already?? I shouldve made you a 5 year anniversary cake

now THIS is funny!

yeah... 5 years 3 months+ for me oi

 

[Jace_Mereel]

It does, however, list the unforgivable sin of denying the Holy Spirit, feature God killing a whole lot of fuckers for this-and-that, give reason after reason for murdering other people... Christianity and the Bible give Christianity a bad name, these people are just cherry-picking a few different verses.

Jeff

Even Peter denied Jesus. *yay Bible time* But he seemed to do okay. I'll get back to you on your idea of God's willy-nilly killing, k.

 

[EricT]

You will all face God's wrath in 2012... If not then, lets say, 2035? You will face his wrath none the less!

 

[Will Bozarth]

I don't really think many people here care to read about it, but ok.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

haha, gives christians a bad name

I cant wait to rock out with satan in hell!

 

[Lunar Still]

God's just mad because he doesn't exist
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If God is all-powerful, could he make a nipple so big even HE couldn't twist it?

And if God falls in an empty forest....