Gone Camping

[Reign in Acai]

Would you mind catering the snugfest afterwards? I hear you make a wicked tofu steak.

 

[Chromatose]

Hahahah tofu steak. You really do have me confused with someone else, don't you?

edit: But if I'm ever grilling up some ribs, I'll be sure to toss one of those on for ya then, eh you greasy hippie?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Hmm lemme check, you're the dude who pissed away his gf and potential spouse for drugs, video games, and online piracy right?

 

[NAD]

Would you two stop kissing?! It's scaring the children.

 

[Chromatose]

Hmm lemme check, you're the dude who pissed away his gf and potential spouse for drugs, video games, and online piracy right?

Don't think I know that dude!

Like I thought! dream world. You really DO need lay off the beers.

 

[Chromatose]

Would you two stop kissing?! It's scaring the children.

Haha ok, my lips were getting a bit chapped anyway, I'll stop.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Don't you mean "chafed"?

 

[Chromatose]

Nah, you're thinking of my bum!!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Derick don't take anything I say personally. Once I turn off this computer you don't exist.

 

[Chromatose]

hahahaha congrats.

We're running out of time, and don't need incidents like this!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Indeed.

No hard feelings bro, in all honesty...you're not a bad bloke.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

hahahahahhaah wow.

OH MAN do I need to go camping, haven't gone since I froze my balls off in the snow a few months ago. Plus we have a new game to play, it's called Shit Toss. It basically consists of throwing rocks at other rocks, and ruling.

I used to play a similar game in boy scouts, only replace rocks with "Flaming Logs" and other rocks with "eachother."

 

[NAD]

I used to play a similar game in boy scouts, only replace rocks with "Flaming Logs" and other rocks with "eachother."

hahahaha

We used to bring Coleman fuel to every camping trip, but it got sorta dangerous.

haha, this one time two of my friends were off log collecting, dragging this giant log back to camp without realizing the ranger was there, talking to the rest of us. He said "you aren't gonna burn that, are ye?" so my friend immediately dropped it and laughed. Anyhow, we ended up using a charcoal stove that night, which he warned us not to. We said "we'll just bury the stove in the dirt before he comes back again in the morning" and proceeded to pass out drunk without doing just that of course. Morning comes, everyone decides to wake and bake. Half of the group wanders off, the other half stays put and watches their fingers fing. Ranger comes up, sees the stove which of course was in plain sit, said "I warned ye!" and writes us up a ticket. My friend, stoned out of his fucking MIND and drinking a beer at 9am, proceeds right up to the ranger, who asked for his license. As soon as he got right up to the ranger, my friend got confused and just stared at me, 50 feet away, as if waiting for me to get up, open my wallet, and take one for the team. So I did. What a bastard.

Same trip it got below freezing at night, and the entire campground was full of little frozen piss puddles from all the beer and whiskey the night before. Good times!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Im going camping all next week in Acadia Fucking Maine!!!!

Shall bring back pics like last year. Last year was only 2.5 days, this time its all fucken weeeeeeekkk!!!!!!!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

we just threw regular logs at each other to move them down towards our fire.

 

[Krilons Resa]

well, im fucking rained out so far. just playing it by ear. i was supposed to take off this morning but maybe wednesday now...im so bummed....but i ended up going to the most kickass zoo today.