good chance that my car is going to get stolen this weekend

[Will Bozarth]

yep! I have to park my car at the Greyhound: Downtown Baltimore lot from 3am Saturday morning to 5:30pm Sunday evening. this is going to be fun. I'll just be sure to park it near one of the doors, I suppose.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

good thread.

 

[Will Bozarth]

it's been a while since I started one, so I figured i'd post about negroes stealing my car

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

on the topic of negroes:
Fat black woman are, as a group, the stupidest people on the planet. I don't think I've ever encountered a single fat black woman who didn't walk around with a mouth-open vapid look on their face all the time.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Will, in experiencing a ride in your car first hand, it's probably for the best if it gets stolen.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

It's gon' get raped, too.

Edit: And get AIDS!!

 

[Malergion]

Is it worth stealing?

 

[vikk]

break in the car next to you, put a chicken wing on the seat, close the car. They wont even bother looking at your car

 

[Calamitas1786]

Better yet, keep a job application in your front seat. That should repel them.

 

[Swabs]

Or buy a steering lock thingamajig.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Now that Will has said where his car is I'm going to steal it. fuck some skanks in it, dribble my goo on the steering wheel, shit ont the seats, fill the radiator with urine (maybe not even all mine), leave scabs in the air conditioning and rub feces on the windows.

 

[derek]

If you're up for it we can add some back seat buggery to that list...

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

back seat anal while the receiver has the shits...

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Ppsssh, apparently he did the logical thing and got a ride to the station.

 

[Liverslapper]

back seat anal while the receiver has the shits...

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Today I am firing up the grill and will have bunch of friends for lunch/cook out.

Just an FYI.

Oh and my grill certainly doesn't have AIDS!

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

I was thinking of grilling kielbasa today or tomorrow.

 

[derek]

I want food.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Come over and I'll cook.

 

[Brooks]

grey San Francisco days, how I missed you.