Good gift idea for the horny woman in your life!

have her listen to the opening to "Addicted to Vaginal Skin" by Cannibal Corpse.

"I don't know... I took the knife...stabbed her neck, and cut her down all the way to her anus. And then I ate her vagina"

That'll get her going!
 
But will it have a third purpose as a cell phone? Might be a tad repulsive if that horny gal takes the hard road. But on the other hand, the guy could listen to some tunes while going south. Headphones hanging out. hahahaha