Great Kat...Female Virtuosic Classical Shred Maestro

[musicalorgasms]

Check this out:
http://www.greatkat.com

A female playing shred classical guitar faster than any male in a male dominated industry.... Tell me that isnt hot??? I have all her albums. Whenever I have two minutes to kill I spin one of them through. Love it.

 

[CAIRATH]

Words cannot describe how utterly fucking horrible she is. Though I guess 'utterly fucking horrible' comes pretty close.

 

[Killbot]

I'll never get that minute of my life back and for that I curse you.

 

[Teh Grimace]

more like perpetuating musical boregasms lolol...

 

[musicalorgasms]

Words cannot describe how utterly fucking horrible she is. Though I guess 'utterly fucking horrible' comes pretty close.

For me she is hilarious, and hot at the same time. If you saw the Great Kat in person and she insulted you as she likes to do at the top of her lungs at 60 mph would you take offense or would you crack up laughing? I would laugh so hard my side would hurt.

 

[Teh Grimace]

i would kick her in the box...

 

[musicalorgasms]

i would kick her in the box...

What if you missed her box and she kicks you in the nads and your face turns red, then green?

 

[Teh Grimace]

i wouldn't.

 

[Frank the tank]

damn she's pretty hot

 

[no country for old wainds]

i have no idea what the fuck is going on in that link

 

[R.I.P.2]

argh christ I was about to go to sleep

 

[Priest of Evil]

Metal
Metal
Metal Messiah

 

[entanglement]

Now I've seen everything

 

[sumairetsu]

The girl's been doing this schtick for 20 years now.

 

[entanglement]

Someone change the fucking topic name please..

 

[Priest of Evil]

The girl's been doing this schtick for 20 years now.

and puts alot of contemporaries to shame in that sense

 

[Personified Hatred]

I would screw her...

 

[Under The Oak]

She's like the 2 bit whore of metal. Anyone who thinks she's hot needs to be castrated. They don't deserve a dick if they'd use it on that monstrosity.

 

[Metal head87]

She has a video called Castration apparently. Sorry TaylorC. I guess she got the idea before you did.
She's overrated as hell and she looks like she has 5 more STDs than are known to exist. So using your member on her could actually end up leading to a castration.

When she'll learn how to play something that doesn't sound like a neo-classical version of a Kerry King solo, then I'll respect her. Until then, I'll stick with Andy LaRocque, Vinnie Moore, Torben Enevoldsen and Michael Angelo Batio for my neo-classical fix.

 

[Under The Oak]

Jennifer Batten beats the shit out of her anyway, as far as female shredders go.