Great Questions...

[MajorRager]

I love it when people come on here and ask the most "hard-hitting" questions. By hard-hitting, I mean the exact opposite. People ask stuff like "what kind of guitar should I get?" To that, I just wanna say "get a squire affinity bronco and a 15-watt gorilla practice amp. they're the shit." I love it when people ask stuff like, "How does Symphony X arrange their music?" To questions like these, I just want to reply, "Do you have a few minutes? By minutes, I mean hours. See, there are endless ways of arranging music, thus allowing bands like Symphony X to arrange a song any way they choose." When people ask questions like, "How can . . . you know what... this post is officially over. Lol.


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[Zax666]

Everyone knows the ultimate guitar rig is Squire Bullet into a megaphone.

 

[Katalepsy]

Naw man...A cheap guitar with a built in speaker, now that is my kind of axe!

 

[Liquid Shadow]

There is a candy cane on the desk.

 

[progryche]

There is a candy cane on the desk.

Prove it.

 

[Zax666]

Yeah, we need pics and vids and clips.

 

[MajorRager]

Everyone knows the ultimate guitar rig is Squire Bullet into a megaphone.

It's the most triumphant rig! Totally rad!

 

[urinalcakemix]

I think the real question is: Why do some people like their cucumbers pickled?

 

[!Aviso!]

This thread sounds like a backhanded way to flaunt your knowledge.

I remember what it was like being a novice musician. I can look back on it and laugh at myself, but I don't think it's nice to simply laugh at people for being novices.

 

[Liquid Shadow]

Your kindness and understanding will not be tolerated here. You should know that those things were banished from the internet years ago.

 

[dargormudshark]

This thread sounds like a backhanded way to flaunt your knowledge.

I remember what it was like being a novice musician. I can look back on it and laugh at myself, but I don't think it's nice to simply laugh at people for being novices.

I do! I was such a dumbass when I was nine. I remember crying because i couldn't find out how to play where the distortion came in. What I mean there is I though you had to play a certain way to get any gain. Then I pressed that little grey button on my fender frontman and I was much happier. Who wouldn't laugh at that

 

[MajorRager]

The first riff I ever played was "Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones. It can't get much easier than that.