Greatest comeback I've ever made

[the phenom]

My greatest comeback was when i was 9 and my friend was pissing me off. I hit him with a shovel in the head and threw the body into the river. My friend never pissed me off again.

:zombie:



Not really, though.

 

[Works0fheart]

THIS THREAD REALLY NEEDED YOUR POST?????

Yes.





















Yes it did

 

[TheKid]

13. What a great age.

Bleh.

 

[Works0fheart]

Bleh.

*sigh*


puberty....

 

[eveningninja]

In all fairness, most music does suck.

fixed

 

[TheKid]

*sigh*


puberty....

what about puberty?
you go into it a short retard, some shit happens and hormones make you go crazy, then you come out of it a big retard.

 

[SomeoneWild]

Yes.





















Yes it did

OK

 

[Works0fheart]

what about puberty?
you go into it a short retard, some shit happens and hormones make you go crazy, then you come out of it a big retard.

So basically either way you're still going to be you, just with funny facial hair very soon

 

[TheKid]

So basically either way you're still going to be you, just with funny facial hair very soon

Exactly.

 

[Works0fheart]

Exactly.

You should grow a beard like Scott Ian, only on the sides of your face instead of your chin


Only










You might be shot walking into a bank or similar building of importance since you might.... resemble a terrorist


















A terrifying... Terrorist >:}

 

[SomeoneWild]

Facial hair is overrated. Everytime I shave I feel like a newborn child.

 

[Works0fheart]

Facial hair is overrated. Everytime I shave I feel like a newborn child.

Every time i shave i just get reminded how much I fucking hate shaving...

 

[SteveMCsteve]

Do all men shave their crotches?

 

[Works0fheart]

Do all men shave their crotches?

No, I don't... It gets uncomfortable when it grows out.

Cactus sack ftl.

I just try to keep everything well trimmed so I don't have a fucking lions mane going.

 

[vikk]

don't shave, you need to wax it, it hurts more, but afterwards gets better

 

[SomeoneWild]

don't shave, you need to wax it, it hurts more, but afterwards gets better

You use hairstyle products on it aswell?

 

[vikk]

why the fuck i would use a hairstyle products on shaved crotches?

 

[Works0fheart]

You use hairstyle products on it aswell?

This is all too much trouble.

Being completely bald feels weird down there too. I've never had any complaints, I just keep it all to a very low trim and it's fine with me.

 

[SteveMCsteve]

Yea, its just a waste.
It's already shaved.

 

[Altitudes]

Trimming the bush to make the tree look taller.