greg is NOT my best friend.

[coelacanth_M]

he can't even do a friend a favor!

pfffft!

antenna trash (10:53:16 AM): OMG OMG
antenna trash (10:53:23 AM): TRIOPS INC IS ONLINE
antenna trash (10:53:26 AM): AND I SAID HI
antenna trash (10:53:31 AM): AND HE SAID HI BACK!
Baliset (10:54:12 AM): congratulations
antenna trash (10:54:15 AM): omg
antenna trash (10:54:20 AM): what should i say, greg?
antenna trash (10:54:43 AM): can you IM triops inc and tell him that "antenna trash" is very sorry, but she loves triops and is paralyzed with embarrassment/awe?
Baliset (10:54:53 AM): ummm
antenna trash (10:54:54 AM): and that's why she's not responding
antenna trash (10:54:56 AM): pleeeease?
antenna trash (10:55:01 AM): come on, greg!
antenna trash (10:55:06 AM): i'll be your best friend!
Baliset (10:55:22 AM): it can't be that hard to say something back to him
antenna trash (10:55:27 AM): no, i'm sorry
antenna trash (10:55:30 AM): it's like loren coleman
antenna trash (10:55:49 AM): you know, i was paralyzed with so much admiration, that it was difficult to talk to him
antenna trash (10:55:51 AM): same with triops
Baliset (10:55:51 AM): yeah but you ended up talking to him so i think you can muster the necessARY BRAVERY
Baliset (10:56:12 AM): also you are on im so triops inc. won't see you turn bright red
antenna trash (10:56:36 AM): hehe, bright red like he DOESN'T turn if you boil him
antenna trash (10:56:39 AM): :-(
Baliset (10:56:55 AM): also he'll think you are dorkier if you have me im him on your behalf.
antenna trash (10:57:07 AM): you really think so?
Baliset (10:57:07 AM): or he'll think you have a schoolgirl-ish crush on him
Baliset (10:57:21 AM): he might
antenna trash (10:57:28 AM): shit, i don't know what to do
antenna trash (10:57:38 AM): look at this
antenna trash (10:57:40 AM): antenna trash (10:52:40 AM): triop?
antenna trash (10:52:43 AM): are you there?
TRIOPS INC (10:53:05 AM): perhaps
antenna trash (10:57:44 AM): AHHH!
antenna trash (10:57:49 AM): i haven't responded since!
Baliset (10:57:53 AM): just type that you love the work that he does and that triops have brought your and toby much enjoyment
antenna trash (10:58:39 AM): ok maybe. ps - i'm not going to be your best friend

 

[coelacanth_M]

alex, on the other hand, is my new best friend.

HOWEVER, triops inc is not responding!

ozmagreed (11:13:12 AM): ozmagreed (11:13:12 AM): antenna trash is very shy and can't respond because she's overcome by awe/admiration
ozmagreed (11:13:13 AM): for triops
antenna trash (11:13:23 AM): yay!!
antenna trash (11:13:27 AM): thanks, alex!
ozmagreed (11:14:41 AM): no response!!!
antenna trash (11:14:50 AM): no response here either!
antenna trash (11:14:53 AM): omg what if he hates me?
antenna trash (11:15:17 AM): what if he thinks my thighs are fat?
ozmagreed (11:15:28 AM): then your life is over!!!!!!!!!111


!

 

[coelacanth_M]

shit, maybe he's not responding because my IM name is "antenna trash" and triops have antennae and he thinks that maybe i'll rip off his antennae and put them in a trash can.

why do you think triop is not responding?!?!!?!!

 

[xfer]

TRIOPS INC is a tease. still no response.

 

[Baliset]

this is what i knew would happen!

 

[xfer]

I think he's not responding because he clearly HATES FREEDOM.

 

[coelacanth_M]

maybe i should try to catch his attention by photoshopping my head to a sexy/naked triops body that clearly shows me flashing my cilia-lined triops gash and then sending it to him via e-mail?

 

[xfer]

definitely.

also, post triop n00dz.

 

[coelacanth_M]

triop n00dz!!

i think he'll find that picture HOTTTT

 

[FuSoYa]

cilia-lined triops gash


totally.

 

[coelacanth_M]

ps - toby, thank you for making the triops porn pic for me! <3!!

 

[xfer]

mia needs a third eye.

 

[coelacanth_M]

oh SHIT!!!
you're right!!!

it's a good thing that you noticed that, alex. i was just about to send off the pic to triops inc! cancel cancel cancel!

 

[coelacanth_M]

also, it's really good/convenient in this case that triops are hermaphrodites. otherwise, he might think i'm some sort of pre-op triop!

 

[Josh Seipp]

did anyone else's heads spin around really fast after reading this thread?

 

[coelacanth_M]

?

 

[Nut Butter]

did anyone else's heads spin around really fast after reading this thread?

No but a question mark in a bubble appeared over my head and floated there for a while...

 

[coelacanth_M]

if you refresh this page, you can see that the triops three-eye problem has been fixed!

 

[xfer]

adorable!

 

[coelacanth_M]

you mean HOTTTTT

here is the e-mail i sent off to triopsinc@aol.com

Hello,

My name is Mia, and I’m in love with triops.
I love triops so much that I’ve had my shrunken head surgically re-implanted upon a triops body at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation (located in Arizona.) It was pretty easy since triop eggs are always in diapause and so is my head. Now that I am a triop, I’ve decided to take a risqué picture of myself in this new state and send it to Triops, Inc. Maybe you can pass the pic around your Triops Office and show it around to all the cute bachelor triops, as I’d like to find a suitable Triops mate. It doesn’t really matter which triop, I love you all. &#61514;

Keep in mind that I own several lifetime supplies of triop food (I’m a little short on triop water conditioning teabags, but I’m sure I can easily obain more of them! I’ve got connections.)

Please enjoy the picture!

Triopically yours,
Mia

PS - my AIM name is "antenna trash" <3!